He didn't offer further explanation, because "I'm in a no-sex bet" would probably cause more questions than it would answer.

King Stilinski must offer his only son in marriage to the Hales, in order to end the war between humans and werewolves.

Or, the one in which Stiles and Derek get married. For world peace.

Steve takes things like personal responsibility and respect seriously. Tony's got people he pays to take care of that kind of thing, and anyway, he's pretty sure that he's going to die of some exotic disease in his workshop, because Dummy's still a little spotty about what is 'clean' enough to put on an open wound. The rest of the Avengers are in this for personal gain, except for Clint, he just enjoys being a dick.

And some things shouldn't be a chore.

From the Avengers Case Files of Phil Coulson: Grocery shopping is necessary, Tony's a little too proud of his tech, Captain America's lost on the streets of New York, and sometimes social injustice just happens.

Phil Coulson's the one who's got to write this nonsense up, and he is not their PR Manager.

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Bruce plans to spend his vacation at Stark Tower quietly, finishing up some projects he hasn't had time to work on in years. And maybe blowing up some things with lasers.

"Eames makes a wish for Arthur to be naked always. To Arthur's displeasure, it actually comes true."

The one where Arthur and Merlin work in a supermarket and Kilgarrah is a CAN OF PEAS. Lance is a sous-chef who rescues soup.

It's not that Pepper doesn't like Steve, she just figured she was getting involved with Tony, not Steve and Tony.