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Bill Sempf | On Testing
QA Engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv.
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Unhooks the tap and orders a beer. Breaks all the glassware and orders a beer. Sets the bar on fire and orders a beer.

add 'tries to break the beer tap', ensures that the liquid coming from the beer tap is in fact, beer.

orders someone else a beer. has everyone order a beer. orders in russian. orders a beer for later. orders every beer.

Orders a bier. Orders a cerveza. Orders a pivo. Orders a cerveja. Orders a pia. Orders a øl. Orders a ເບຍ. Orders a 啤酒.

Walks into the bar backwards. Runs into the bar. Sits at the bar overnight doing nothing to see what happens. Tries to sell a beer.

Quickly orders a second beer before the first is served.

Orders two Orders betwoers asynchronousbeersly. asynchronously.

My favorite: interrupts the order midway and walks out. (^C)

Orders Null.

orders 1 ; select * from liquors; — beers.

Orders <script>alert('beer')</script>. Orders '); drop table orders; --Orders AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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5 days ago by some_hren
(4) THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENED - Randy Rainbow Song Parody - YouTube
Contains partisanship and f-bombs. Avoid if offended.

(But seriously, kind of a solid explainer . . . ?)
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6 days ago by LakeHighlandCongress

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