Tony has a point system for the times he can get Steve to be less than perfect.

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The world is coming to an end, or they're trapped in a dream—there's no other explanation as to why Arthur would be packing up to go home before everyone else.
Except reality's much crueller than Eames' brain imagines: Arthur's going to his cousin's wedding.
Oh, and Eames is his plus one.

NATO intelligence says there’s an omega-class telepath who sleeps under Westminster. Major Erik Lehnsherr is about to find out the truth for himself.

He didn't offer further explanation, because "I'm in a no-sex bet" would probably cause more questions than it would answer.

Maybe Robert wants to believe that Arthur sprang, fully formed from some deities head, simply to feel the void in Robert's life. Robert doesn't think that's too much to ask from the universe.

"Arthur's learned this lesson before." Arthur is working for Saito at Fischer-Morrow. Robert notices.

The law of conservation of energy states that energy cannot be created or destroyed, only transformed from one state into another. And what is grace, if not energy? In order to win the war in Heaven, Castiel and the Winchesters embark on a cross-country quest to find the scattered shards of Gabriel’s grace in the hopes that its remaining power will be enough to defeat Raphael before he and Crowley can open the door to Purgatory.

By Phil’s count, this is his third attempt at bringing the Avengers together, although he will admit his participation in the second attempt was more symbolic than anything else. He hadn’t expected Stark to be the easiest sell, or Barton to be the most problematic, but things have changed since he’s been away. [Movie spoilers.]

Sebastian had never been so turned on. He knew that this was the week that he and Kurt were going to live out each other's sexual fantasies, but he never thought he'd be walking into McKinley's locker room after school, let alone walking in on Kurt fingering himself in a Cheerio outfit on one of the locker room benches. Like, come on. Shit. This was already too much. He couldn't be hard just from watching.

He had to wait until Saturday before they had a chance to implement Kurt’s new ideas. Well, at least Kurt did. Blaine had no idea of the things Kurt was thinking of when he pulled him in the janitor closet to make out before glee rehearsal. Or why exactly he kept a much tighter grip on Blaine’s hands all of a sudden. Studying the fingers, so different from his own at every opportunity he had, imagining what they would feel like. Whether Blaine would prefer speed and force or tease Kurt with slow deep plunges of his thicker fingers.

A high school AU in which no one goes to school, ever. Liam has a crush, and then he runs into his crush at a party, and everything gets very complicated.

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