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The Biggest Kick I Ever Got
Highsmith (quimtessence) - Geralt/Jaskier, E --- 1,116

Jaskier sits down at Geralt's table with different intentions by the end.

"I was thinking—" he starts.


Continues, undeterred, "—that this tavern has a backroom."

"Hmm." The blank stare returns, ten times more persistent. A different sort of man might feel embarrassed, but Jaskier's only barely acquainted with the concept.
ao3  witcher  geralt/jaskier  *e  w.a::0-2k  ;★★★  first  bj  canon-div  pov-jaskier 
2 days ago by we.are.golden
you are in my blood - suzukiblu - The Witcher (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Jaskier is a Bruxa (siren) -- but not a female one, his biology notwithstanding. Instead of eating Geralt, he decides to keep him.
“Why do you smell like that?” one of his sisters asks suspiciously, one day while he’s passing time among a small group of their kind. He doesn’t usually bother—he’s young, yes, but he’s strong enough not to really need a flock, and other bruxae don’t tend to get on with him particularly well anyway—but they’re crossing a rather dangerous mountain pass at the moment and he could use a few sisters at his back in case they run into someone dangerous.

“It’s my pet,” he replies distractedly, more concerned with tuning his lute.

“No,” she hisses. “You smell like witcher.”

“. . . it’s my pet?” Jaskier repeats, giving her a skeptical look, and she makes an incredulous noise.

“You have a pet witcher?” she demands.

“Yes,” Jaskier says. “He’s quite lovely. He’s got the prettiest eyes.”
geralt/jaskier  witcher  suzikiblu  au  creature!jaskier  kink  trans!jaskier  pegging 
2 days ago by greedy_dancer
you follow? - shortcrust - The Witcher (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
A modern!AU where Jaskier is a singer & Geralt is his bodyguard/husband all of social media lusts after. Told through tweets.

I’m a Jaskier Rivia stan first and a person second

Did @bardofficial win a Grammy? No. But he DID put his husband in a leather tunic for the red carpet and in that sense, we’re all winners tonight

Grammy Nominated Recording Artist Jaskier

Honestly the only crushing defeat of the night was the fact that in the taxi home Geralt got an email inviting him - and ONLY him - to the Met Gala this year
witcher  au  shortcrust  geralt/jaskier  humour  series 
2 days ago by greedy_dancer
Stages of Touch: Desire
autoschediastic - Geralt/Jaskier, E --- 14,348

Part 2 of the Stages of Touch series

Jaskier chases his most current heart's desire. Geralt would like a beer and a nap. One of them gets what he wants, the other gets a kick in the ass.



Jaskier makes an unhappy noise as Geralt pulls away, levers up out of the pool. He stands with his arms crossed, his frown equal parts playful and genuine. “Can I interest you in a little tit for tat? I scrubbed your back and got you off.”
ao3  witcher  geralt/jaskier  *e  w.d::10-20k  ;★★★  ;♥  fuck-buddies  sex  series  pov-mixed 
2 days ago by we.are.golden
Turn That Whiskey into Rain - Highsmith (quimtessence) - The Witcher (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Geralt mistakes Jaskier for a whore. Jaskier plays along.
"Not a very experienced whore, are you?" There's a mocking smile in there somewhere, he's pretty sure. Mostly, it's shocking to hear him speak unprompted, and his breath makes Jaskier shiver where it's touching his neck in the places left wet by Geralt's lingering kisses.

He doesn't know what makes him say it, though the words utter stupidity come to mind.

"As it happens, I'm a—oh—bard."

Without quite removing his mouth from Jaskier's neck, Geralt mutters, "You're a bard who fucks witchers?"

"Er, actually, I'm a bard who doesn't fuck at all. For coin! For coin!" Almost jumps to explain himself, eyes big and round, his words catching up with him all at once.
witcher  geralt/jaskier  hooker!au  highsmith 
2 days ago by greedy_dancer
A history of dragons in popular culture - Deputychairman - The Witcher (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Jaskier accidentally makes Yennefer famous in a song about the Dragon Hunt. They drown their Geralt-sorrows together, before being reunited with him.
“I’m asking if he fucks you hard and fast from behind and then rolls over and goes to sleep, or if he’s loving and gentle and says your name when he comes.”

She made no effort to disguise the crudity of what she was asking, and a thrill ran through her at the image. The contrast of brutal and tender, of Geralt’s powerful body, fucking Jaskier with all his strength, or stroking his hair out of his face. Both together.

She’d managed to shock Jaskier at last, anyway. “Wow. That’s a – that’s a – very direct question. Which I have. I’ve never – wow. Talked about. Um.”

“Neither have I, what do you think? That witches fly home to a coven where we braid each other’s hair and talk about our lovers?”

“No, but it would make a great song, d’you mind if I just jot that down…?”

Yennefer just looked at him. Fine, she’d gone too far and he wouldn’t tell her.

“I wanted a point of comparison,” she said. “Because he looks at me like he really – loves me, or something.”

“Yeah,” said Jaskier, resigned. “He does that sometimes. Isn’t it a bitch?”
geralt/jaskier/yennefer  witcher  deputychairman  threesome  polyamory  ot3  post-show  jaskier/yennefer  geralt/jaskier  geralt/yennefer  het  slash  angst  *** 
2 days ago by greedy_dancer
shecrows: Even a small love
“Well,” Jaskier replies distractedly. “Lots of things want to strangle you.”

“You don’t.”

It isn’t a particularly troublesome accusation, or even necessarily an accusation at all.
witcher  witcher:geralt/jaskier  witcher:nc17 
2 days ago by valjeans
i forgot what i was losing my mind about
MarionetteFtHJM - Geralt/Jaskier, E --- 9,334

Part 5 of the Goth Himbo Geralt archetype fics series

Geralt's met many a siren in his days of Witcher-ing, plenty of mermaids, too, but never one that just can't seem to sing properly no matter how hard he tries.
ao3  witcher  geralt/jaskier  *e  w.c::5-10k  ;★★☆  merman!au  magic&creatures  amnesia  pov-geralt 
3 days ago by we.are.golden
To and Fro
neverafuckgiven - Geralt/Jaskier, G --- 2,778

Part 4 of the The Apartment AU series

Geralt’s watching that baking program when he hears shouting from Jaskier’s apartment. He crinkles his brow and glances at the clock on the wall. 8:15. Jaskier keeps unusual hours and it’s not like Geralt’s judging, but at this time, Jaskier’s either already out of the building or asleep. Or at least, that’s what he suspects. Nevertheless, there is never any sound coming out of that apartment regardless of whether Jaskier’s there or not.


Jaskier has car trouble. Geralt drives him to work. Ciri makes an appearance. Conversations are had. Feelings are kind of discussed.
ao3  witcher  geralt/jaskier  *g  w.b::2-5k  ;★★★  au  modern!au  neighbours!au  pining  cute  series  pov-geralt 
4 days ago by we.are.golden
young blood, stand and deliver
vachement - Geralt/Jaskier, G --- 1,726

Jaskier was strongly considering gagging himself for the rest of time, if he was being very honest. While he’d hate to rob the world of his music, at least he wouldn’t be talking himself into stupid, stupid situations. 

Geralt stood behind him, close enough that the heat radiating off of his body warmed Jaskier to his core. It was his sword in Jaskier’s grip, and his hands directing Jaskier on how to swing.

“Use your whole body,” he instructed quietly. “Not just your arms.”

Jaskier gave it a halfhearted try, losing his footing with the force of it. Geralt caught him before he could hit the ground, of course, but he felt more undignified than usual, and that was saying something.
ao3  witcher  geralt/jaskier  *g  w.a::0-2k  ;★★★  pining  cute  ust  first  kissing  pov-jaskier 
4 days ago by we.are.golden
one of those moments
After Jaskier's date abandons him, he convinces Geralt to dance with him.
fic  witcher  jaskier/geralt 
4 days ago by allieyy
Flying Off The Edge - unwhithered - Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Jaskier trembles slightly, looking up at Geralt’s profile. They had not thought to ask if the creature’s victims assaulted only the women of the village. It had hardly seemed like relevant information at the time, but now...Jaskier feels foolish, and flushed with shame and fear. He knows Geralt has laid with men before, just as Jaskier has, and if the monster’s bite drives men lust crazed it hardly seems like the magic is likely to discriminate based on something as silly as gender.
fic  witcher  -fuckordie  pairing:geralt/jaskier  [10-20k 
4 days ago by shadowkeeper
Wear Your Heart on Your Skin - Highsmith (quimtessence) - The Witcher (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
A witcher and a bard walk into a bar.

There's a very good reason Jaskier's a bit of a pushy knob when it comes to approaching the seemingly unavailable, and that reason has been sitting comfortably on the side of his lovely buttocks—specifically, up his right side and ending up by his hip bone—for the past two years in the form of the lingeringly-scrawled words I'm here to drink alone. Hence his insistence on scanning any room he happens to be occupying for any lonesome drinkers and the like, especially when said rooms are of the public house variety.
fic  witcher  au  -soulmate  pairing:geralt/jaskier  [1-5k 
5 days ago by shadowkeeper
all that glitters is gold - MarionetteFtHJM - Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Jaskier marks his territory (Geralt) in subtle ways and Geralt, being an uncultured dumbass, doesn't realize it until Yennefer points it out to him.
fic  witcher  pairing:geralt/jaskier  [10-20k 
5 days ago by shadowkeeper
Stay Where I Put You - neverafuckgiven - Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
The wraith has Jaskier pinned under the water for at least a minute when Geralt finally manages to kill the damn thing permanently and haul him out. They’re lucky he had been close to the edge of the frozen lake and not the center; Geralt is not a small man and it would have taken him twice as long to pull Jaskier out without the ice breaking underneath them both.


Jaskier can't follow directions. It makes everyone's day a lot more interesting. Otherwise known as the Obligatory Cuddling for Warmth turns into Porn fic.
fic  witcher  pairing:geralt/jaskier  [1-5k 
6 days ago by shadowkeeper
Lost in the storm - Neonbat - Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
The storm was raging when Jaskier found himself cold, wet, and distracted. Geralt had always been kind in his own brusque way, but Jaskier never expected Geralt to be unfairly cruel when going about it.
fic  witcher  pairing:geralt/jaskier  [1-5k 
7 days ago by shadowkeeper
unexpected outcomes; - kinneyb - The Witcher (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
"Get up here," he said like it was no big deal.

Jaskier opened his mouth, closed it. "What?" he said eventually.

"You're obviously not going to be able to sleep down there," Geralt said. "The bed is big enough for two."


Geralt and Jaskier share a bed. Chaos ensues.
fic  witcher  pairing:geralt/jaskier  [1-5k 
7 days ago by shadowkeeper
Beating of our Hearts
sephirothflame - pre-Geralt/Jaskier, T --- 2,279

“Ground rules. No stabbing me.”

Geralt wins an Omega bride in a Law of Surprise mishap. Jaskier isn't any more thrilled to be delivered by Destiny than Geralt is to receive him. The Path is no place for a seventeen year old runaway and now Geralt is obligated to find somewhere to deliver him safely.
ao3  witcher  geralt/jaskier  *t  w.b::2-5k  ;★★★  a/b/o  au  pov-geralt 
8 days ago by we.are.golden

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