AU: "You're a genie and you live in Chad's bong?" Jared asks stupidly.

"It's a lamp," the genie replies. "It's a goddamn lamp!"

Pokémon AU: Like most kids his age, Jared left home at 18, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, determined to become a Pokémon master. Five years later, the plan has changed a bit—Jared traded in his gym badge collection for a better adventure, a chance to do some good. Now he's what you might call an eco-terrorist; he finds abusive Pokémon masters and, well, persuades them to free their Pokémon. Jared doesn't believe in keeping Pokémon as pets, but he frees a Ninetales from Team Rocket that will not stop following him. In addition to his new, fire-type plus one, Jared keeps bumping into a very forward, very handsome, green-eyed stranger. He doesn't know who Jensen is, why he seems to be everywhere Jared goes, or why his Ninetales takes off every time Jensen is near, but he's very much enjoying trying to figure it out.

The alpha crouches down until they’re level. He examines Stiles and something seems to click in his head. He says, before Stiles can ask any more questions, with a nod at Bunnicula, “Is that your Alpha Buddy?”

“His name’s Bunnicula,” Stiles says around a mouthful of pastry and sugar. Bunnicula is his constant companion, always stuffed in his backpack or hauled along with Stiles in his jacket pocket. Every square inch of him smells like Stiles, from his floppy ears to his velvety pink toe beans. Stiles is proud, especially ‘cause his mom told him that the more his Buddy smelled like him, the easier it would be for his alpha to keep track of it, because otherwise it would just smell like cotton and stuffing.

Stiles is months off from having his next heat but he likes the idea that even if he has to be alone during it, he would have Bunnicula with him. And Bunnicula would smell like his alpha, so it’ll be like having a little piece of them too.

Jared finds a small injured dragon and his life is never the same.

Fourteen years ago, magic was banned from the Padalecki kingdom, and all dragons and other magical creatures left the country. When a precious gem is stolen and Jared sets out on a journey to retrieve it, he is reunited with a long lost friend – and slowly finds out just how much the ban on magic has hurt the land and people living there. With Jensen and their friends at Jared's side, he begins to hope he can fix what his father broke, and bring magic, and Jensen, back to the kingdom for good.

Centuries ago, mankind was all but annihilated by the gods in an attempt to save the planet. Now, Jared, a human hunter from a small village, meets Jensen, one of the old gods and protector of the forest Jared hunts in.

Jared's life is great—until his boyfriend cheats on him and breaks his heart. He promises himself he's done with men for a while, but then Jensen moves in next door and he's impossible to resist.

Jared comes home to find a stranger in his bed—Jensen, his brother's boss, needs a place to hide from the press and Jared, who would do anything for his brother, reluctantly agrees to let him stay for a few days. But things spin out of control when he gets sucked into pretending to be Jensen's fiancé. Soon Jared's life is turned upside down; though Jensen might just be the best thing that ever happened to him.

Jared goes to a club, looking for a hookup. He ends up getting more than he bargained for.

Jared has just been jilted by his cheating fiancé, when his car breaks down on a lonely road in the middle of the forest. He sets out to find civilisation, but finds a beautiful, but terrifying, golden wolf, with who he has sex, instead.

"Peter's seducing a succubus, and you're hiding in the closet," Jennifer says from behind him. Ear to the door, Stiles waves his hand at her, as if to swat her away.

"I should've stayed dead," Jennifer grumbles.

The Hale Wolf Sanctuary isn’t just for wolves.

It turns out it’s for Stilinskis as well.

Jared couldn’t imagine the kitsunes had ever lived without the werefoxes to look down on and this was just another example of it.

Jared Padalecki is a homicide detective for the werefox police, up until the kitsune police department decides to recruit him as their ‘Fox Consultant. There is nothing Jared wants less than having to work with the kitsunes, but he doesn’t have much of a choice. Of course, on the first day of his new job, one of the city supervisors is murdered and an official from the US government is flown in to handle it—one Jensen Ackles, an eight-tailed Heaven kitsune. Jared isn’t sure what’s going on, but he just wants to lay low and stay out of trouble. Unfortunately, fate—and Jensen—have other plans.

In a world where the government keeps a close eye on alphas, betas and omegas -- to the point of making certain everyone with these traits is mated by the time they turn eighteen -- it's no wonder the condition has become rather rare. It is, however, essentially unheard of to be unmated at thirty-three, but Jensen Ackles is an alpha who's good at staying under the radar. That is, until he's not and he's matched -- by bureaucratic decree -- to 18-year-old omega, Jared Padalecki. This is the story of how the two of them find far more than they ever thought they could.

In the months following his father’s death, Sam struggles to find his place in a world that’s taken everything, even his brother, away from him.

Jared is lucky when his father picks young businessman Jensen Ackles as his mate. Now he just needs to make sure Jensen never finds out about Jared’s dirty little secret and they can live happily ever after.

Jared's had the best stepbrother in the world in Jensen since the age of five — growing up together and more attached than usual brothers would —, only realizing that he’s in love with Jensen by the time he hits thirteen.

After five more years of Jared's impossible crush, he knows his life turns and spins around his brother. Luckily for Jared, he and Jensen have always been closer than other siblings, making his feelings seem a little less hopeless. Or that is until Jensen announces he’s moving to Austin to live with his girlfriend next year, leaving Jared's perfectly built Jensen-centric world crashing to the ground.

That’s when Chad and Sandy decide to convince Jared that moving on and letting go of his feelings are the only way to get through his lost love for Jensen. Yet their plan to get Jared out of his shell and over his stepbrother doesn't sit well with one person: Jensen himself, who realizes that the more Jared tries to pull away, the more he wants to get him back closer.

Jensen is cast as an Alpha for a "documentation" on Alpha/Omega breeding which will air on a porn channel (if live or recorded is up to the author). He gets to choose his Omega from a group of young men who are willing to be knocked up. Of course, he picks the Jared.

It would be lectures all day and it would only end when Jared was taken to the Crowned Prince for the ceremony. Hopefully, a translator would be found before then.

Jared Padalecki is an omega in an alpha's world, making a name for himself as a tattoo artist and fighting for respect and recognition. Sure, his boss is a jerk and his apartment is a craphole, but he's doing what he wanted. Right up until his co-workers start dropping dead and he meets his mate.

Theirs was a rivalry long established and -when Jared was being honest with himself - much anticipated.

Written for spn_harlequin with the prompt: For Amy Logan, living with wildly attractive widower Dan Major for the past three years was a fantasy come true...even if it was only as nanny to his six-year-old daughter. But now Dan had just stunned her with a proposal every woman dreams of-and one she couldn't possibly accept. Dan needed a wife, and Amy seemed the ideal candidate. All he had to do was make her fall in love with him. But Amy had other ideas.

As a child, Jared was gravely injured defending a young member of his pack against a poacher. Now, he walks with a severe limp in human form, and cannot run and hunt with the other wolves in his pack. He long ago accepted that he would never mate or have a family of his own. When the pack's alpha dies without an heir, distant alpha relatives come in from out of town to compete for the title of pack alpha. One of them is Jensen Ackles. When he sees sweet, dimpled Jared, he falls hard, but Jared knows his place well. He gently brushes off all of Jensen's attempts to woo him, reminding Jensen that he owes the pack a strong, healthy mate, not a gimpy omega. Jensen makes it his mission to convince Jared that he's the perfect mate for the pack alpha, and that he's worthy of everything.

Jared Padalecki is struggling to make a living as an unmated Omega when the worst (best?) thing happens to him: he gets fired. When he's made an offer that's too good to pass up, he ends up caught in the sights of notorious crime lord Jensen Ackles. Now that Jensen has seen Jared, he's not so willing to let the Omega go, but can he convince Jared to stay, especially when good cop and rival Alpha Tom Welling shows up?

In the small town of Larkridge, male omegas are rare. Historically deemed useless and then banished, Jared keeps his omega status a closely guarded secret - only the Pride Alpha and his mother know. When Jensen takes over as Pride Alpha, Jared has to decide if it's worth the risk to tell Jensen, or if it's better to suffer through his heats alone. What he never expected was the kind of relationship he could end up having with Jensen.

Shortly before they ganked Dick Roman Sam became pregnant. He either knew and didn't tell Dean because he didn't want to give Dean any more pressure or he had no idea at all. The stress and trauma of seeing Dean and Cas disappear along with Crowley taking off with Kevin sends Sam into a downward spiral. The added stress from hitting Riot causes Sam to have a miscarriage. Sam spends time recovering physically, but not emotionally, with Amelia who knows not to ask about the baby.

When Dean gets back and reams Sam out for not looking for him, Sam can't bring himself to tell Dean what happened. He thinks Dean will blame him for losing their kid and that it'll be the final straw. Maybe Sam sneaks out to visit the grave and Dean follows, but up to the author how Dean finds out. Cue guilty!Dean and hurt!Sam who has to relive the painful memories from the last year.

Sam and Dean have always been oddities among the dragonriders; the youngest man to Impress a Bronze dragon in a hundred years and a boy who turned his back on the riders to become a dragon healer instead. But when fate steps in and chooses a far different path for Sam, the brothers and all the Weyrs of Pern will have to come to terms with much greater changes in their traditions.

In which Sam's biology picks a bad time to kick in and Dean has to come save the day.

At 22, Sam’s too old for a mentor, too old for his father or brother holding him through his heats to be enough.

Throughout the years, through group homes and run-ins with the law, Sam and Dean have always had each other. With the other by their side, somehow they always make it through, even if their methods aren't always legal.

A collection of Sam's birthdays, Dean's fierce protectiveness, and Sam's growing, undeniable love for his brother.

Union soldier Dean Winchester gets a furlough to come home for Christmas. (Civil War-era AU.)

Sam get hurt during a hunt and Dean comes to realize some things about his feelings for his brother and some ugly truths about his father

The story behind "Bitch" and "Jerk."

After the dealing with angels and demons, Sam and Dean are happy to get back to hunting monsters and Bobby sends them on the case of a group of missing teens and it doesn't take long for them to learn the teens missing are the school bullies and this might all be happening because someone wanting peace from them.

Jared and Jensen were high school sweethearts, destined to be together for the rest of the their lives, until one awful day changed everything.

Now it's three years later, and Jared's starting UC Berkeley, and he hasn't spoken to Jensen since that fateful afternoon. But all that's about to change when he finds out that not only is Jensen also at UC Berkeley, but his new roommate is one of Jensen's best friends.

After five years away on his mating quest, Jensen is forced to return home mateless and marry his best friend so he can become Alpha of his pride. In an ironic twist of fate, it is back at home that he finally finds his mate in the least acceptable person possible: Jared Padalecki, an outcast and half-breed.

'Scott couldn't even seem to live comfortably in his world of black and white absolutes. He could understand why the Lahey boy had broken with Derek, he supposed - his nephew was never meant to be an Alpha, and that had always been painfully obvious. What Peter didn't understand was why he'd then put himself deliberately in Scott's pack. He didn't understand why anyone would align themselves with someone so pathetic when it came to leading others. He didn't understand why new betas, humans and other supernaturals alike flocked to him, an Alpha who had no true understanding of what it meant to be pack. Peter didn't understand why Stiles - beautiful, intelligent, deadly Stiles - chose to call Scott his Alpha.'

Peter has been watching Stiles for quite some time now, and he has trouble understanding why Stiles chooses to align himself with Scott. The McCall Alpha doesn't even seem to notice that his best friend is still reeling from his encounter with the Nogitsune... or that Peter is the one trying to soothe that hurt.

Stiles, Peter is sure, deserves better.

Tony Stark has felt alone for most of his life, and he never really expected much else. He had Pepper and Rhodey, and they were all the family he'd ever need. They were the only family he ever thought he'd get. Then the Avengers came into his life... and he let himself get used to it. He let himself believe they'd always be there. When it all falls apart, he finds himself unsure if he ever wants to take that kind of chance again.

Sam is a late bloomer. Traditionally, omegas found their partner and went through their first heat by sixteen. Sam is about to turn eighteen, and he hasn’t even let out a whiff of heat. He’s never been interested in any of his suitors, either. And Sam has had plenty. Dean can’t help but be pleased as punch about the whole situation.

Or Dean pines cluelessly and Sam waits patiently.

Since he presented as an alpha at fourteen, Sam’s always felt a disconnect with his dynamic. He’s kept it a secret from most, along with a few other things—especially from Dean.

One night Sam wakes up alone in an alley with no idea how he got there, only to discover the following day that he’s not an alpha anymore—he’s an omega. Now everything Sam’s tried to keep hidden slowly starts to unravel.

Rating: R
Word count: 2639
Warnings/Spoilers: outsider POV
Disclaimer: I own nothing, just borrowing faces.
Summary: from the kink_meme prompt: Someone looks at Morgan and Reid and wonders why they are together and what Morgan may see in Reid. Can be anyone - but would prefer it if it's not a current member of the team. I made that person Tamara.

Kurt and Jesse wanted their wedding to be nice and quiet, but they got exactly the opposite when the Westboro Baptist Church showed up to protest. Cue their friends and family showing the WBC exactly how that makes them feel.

Rating: PG-13
Pairing: David Hodges/Greg Sanders
Summary: Just a kooky lil ficlet... PS: You guys HAVE to check out the song "Through the Glass" by Stone Sour. I think it is SUCH a David/Greg song!
Disclaimer: I'm currently sleeping on a very itchy floor in a cold room with no light... If that doesn't say "I don't own CSI or the song" I don't know what will.

Rating: PG
Prompt: 'Need', character study. My table can be found here.
Notes: Takes place current time in the show's canon, not that it really matters. And the pairing is mentioned only in passing. Greg's not even actually in the story. Thanks again to caten for the beta and encouragement.
Summary: A day at the mall with David Hodges.

Rating: PG or thereabouts
Warnings: streaming narrative; stupidity versus intelligence; boxes in the locker room; inevitability; rain
Spoilers: Only if you don't know anything about Hodges.
Summary: The inevitability of things is that David Hodges is not a stupid man. Most of the time, anyway.
Disclaimer: Even if I get the job I'm currently vying for, I will not be able to afford this show. Sorry.
Author's Notes: I have had the title longer than I have had the idea. Whatever the case, a random bolt of inspiration thanks to several weeks of a complete dry spell. Unbetaed, but proof-read.

Rating: PG
Warnings: disturbing mental images; whiny!Greg; the inability to get any reading done; ridiculous fluff
Spoilers: None.
Summary: It all started with Greg's whining, which should have been David's first clue.
Disclaimer: Oh, pfft. As if.
Author's Notes: I was informed by several induviduals that I had to write "the origin of pookie," which relates to another fic of mine. This is complete fluff. I don't think it even really counts as, you know, content. And I apologize for that.

Rating: NC17
Beta: fallingfortruth [who didn't give into the urge to kill me and that's just... great ;)] and redleaf0 [who spawned this, so... it's your goddamn fault, no thankies! =P] *hearts to both*
Disclaimer: Not mine. CBS [etc] owns the show and MM owns the song and that bloody hot video.

Rating: PG
Warnings: incomplete jokes; references to porn; five (or six?) shots of vodka; clincal insanity; less-than-three
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: Dude, no. Not mine.
Summary: 40 e-mails, in order, from Greg's hard drive.
Author's Notes: I watched Hodges' first episode last night, and got this idea at 3 a.m. And since I was being bullied into Greg/Hodges already.... Well, you know.
It's a bit of a departure from how I normally do things, but hey, a little change always does a woman good.

Pairing: HodgesxGreg
Rating: PG
Beta: blackangel_life and redleaf0.

Rating: PG
Betas: blackangel_life and redleaf0 *huggles both*
Disclaimers: Still not mine. Meh. Again, very theorically set after Couch and Smile. Response to the dhodges ffic challenge #4a, "[...] type David’s name in the Sloganizer and see what it comes up with. When you find one you like, it must be said somewhere in the fic. [...]".

Rating: PG
A/T: Okie-dokie, folks! This little fic is for the wonderful, beautiful Kahlualeia who requested the five words San Francisco, scratch, Baklava, Vanessa, and Luminol. She asked for a gen David piece, a gen Greg piece, or a David/Greg first time. (Hopefully she meant kiss, because that's all she's gonna get out of me :D)
Disclaimer: Not yours, not mine.
Summary: Boredom leads to conversations. Conversations lead to ideas. Ideas lead to action.

Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Greg/David
A/N: My angst phase is broken! Yay! Thanks for the beta, Kelly.
Summary: Greg's talking can get annoying, but David finds it tolerable for more than one reason.

Spencer and Shawn spend some time together after a rough case

Spencer and Shawn 'talk' in a closet while the BAU pays a visit to California. Unfortunately, they're caught in the act.

Cloud gets suckered into cleaning out old Mr. Hojo's attic. While cleaning he discovers an old lamp — a lamp with four genies crammed inside. Angeal/Sephiroth/Genesis/Zack/Cloud

Stiles' kid has a tendency to get into fights and possibly has bad taste in friends. Or enemies. Stiles isn't sure yet, but he's pretty sure the other kid's dad is too hot to be human.

"So you decided hepatitis would be fun"; or the one about tattoos, waffles and ghouls.

Sex is emotion in motion -- Mae West

Dave Karofsky makes a semi-triumphant return to McKinley, Sebastian is weaselly, and everyone sings their feelings.

Senior year and all Kurt wants to do is sing during Duets week with his boyfriend. When Rachel cockblocks by stealing Blaine for her song, Kurt is left to make other arrangements. Those other arrangements lead to big changes.

Dave's therapist orders him to visit a gay-teen counseling website. One improbable coincidence later his life is completely ruined. At least until it's all made better.

When Dave comes out, everything changes. A high school fairy tale that's quite possibly too sweet for its own good.

Vulcans and Humans have different meanings for certain gestures. What happens when those gestures are misunderstood?

The Enterprise has encountered many oddities while traveling through space on her five year mission. Some of them were strictly on one planet while others seemed to thrive on many planets. One of the strangest and yet most prolific of these oddities was affectionately dubbed ‘Sex Pollen’ (a very unscientific and unspecific name as said by the Enterprise’s First Officer, Mr. Spock to a smirking Dr.McCoy): a pathogen (coded under the name MDM-Alpha2b) that strips the subject of their inhibitions and induces a euphoric and aphrodisiacal release of serotonin, dopamine, and norepinephrine that ultimately leaves the subject in a libidinous, primal state until sexual release (generally of a penetrative nature) and the release must be with a partner, manual sexual stimulation has so far been unsuccessful. As the infected person is typically severely impaired it is up to their emergency sex pollen contact (not sex buddy, Jim, stop calling them that) to ensure release and gratification.

Academy AU. Five times Spock realizes he's attracted to a barista at the academy spaceport, and one time he decides to do something about it.

Gaila overhears Uhura threatening Jim with bodily harm, if he hurts Spock. And when she learns what exactly Uhura is doing, she decides to return the favour. In Gaila style!

Spock, Uhura and Kirk get lost on an alien planet. And of course it isn't until they reach the temple, that the fun really starts.

Five rumors about Vulcans that are either false, or Jim Kirk proves to be, well, not quite true.

Spock has a… not all together logical reaction to Captain Kirk's constant disregard for his own safety on away missions.

One Valentine's day: looking back, and looking forward.

Five times Kirk and Spock kissed the Vulcan way and one time it was completely human.

Kirk actually makes a special gift for Spock. Because it's personal, according to Vulcan tradition, he sees it as a declaration...and accepts.

When Jim is attacked by a telepathic species, Spock bonds with him to save his life.

Vegeta knew what was coming the second he allowed them to be “official.”

When he was fourteen years old, Jared Padalecki happened to meet a strange man, an alpha, on Christmas Eve, and two days after, he presented as an omega. Six years later, when Jared’s working part-time at a luxurious hotel in LA, he happens to meet the same man yet again, and to Jared’s surprise, he comes to realize that the alpha is actually his one true mate.

Beth hires Nigel to pose as her boyfriend so Adam will stop asking her out. Nigel comes up with a creative solution to Beth's problem.

Beth doesn't want to date Adam. She doesn't really want to date Nigel either, but he'll work as a temporary measure to discourage Adam.

Of course, she's not expecting the two of them to hit it off...

The taste of death was still sharp on his tongue, the need for violence still burning in his veins, when Nigel saw him. Him, with beauty that knew no rivals, with innocence that begged for corruption. A customer in his bar, all chocolate curls and lost eyes and vacant face.

Nigel watched him. And watched him. And watched him.

Until watching was no longer enough.

A bad call from his Alpha lost Stiles his dad, and so he left. But when Melissa McCall is hurt and needs assistance of a magical nature, it's not Scott that is sent to ask Stiles for help.

Stiles has always had a hard time telling Peter "no."

(This time, his "yes" ends up being one of the best decisions in his life.)

Oh my God, I want to kiss Tony, Clay thought, and dropped his binder again.