recentpopularlog in

coslinks : funny   1825

« earlier  
Nicole Cliffe on Twitter: "Free low-intensity wording for when you get holiday cards from people who incorrectly assume you took your husband's name: ...
Free low-intensity wording for when you get holiday cards from people who incorrectly assume you took your husband’s name: “we actually both kept our names! just mentioning so you can update your address book.”
twitter  funny  @nicole_cliffe  nicolecliffe  names  holidays  family  feminism 
december 2018 by coslinks
Ian on Twitter: "For election night, I present to you the best thing I learned in my time as a (third-party) sysadmin in the House of Representatives:...
For election night, I present to you the best thing I learned in my time as a (third-party) sysadmin in the House of Representatives: From a congressional IP, you can only read one XKCD comic: the climate change/average Earth temperature timeline. https://xkcd.com/1732/
twitter  @neurovagrant  congress  ushouse  xkcd  climatechange  funny  geek 
november 2018 by coslinks
atomicthumbs on Twitter: "A former Tesla employee, who worked on their IT infrastructure, is posting in a subforum of a subforum,...
A former Tesla employee, who worked on their IT infrastructure, is posting in a subforum of a subforum, a little-known place for funy computer forgotten by time. His NDA has expired. He has such sights to show us. Join me and I will be your silent guide into a world of horror.
twitter  sysadmin  funny  tesla  @atomicthumbs  stories 
august 2018 by coslinks
Nigel MacDugong on Twitter: "Trying to work out what kind of bird I could hear, then realised it wad my neighbour's baby, crying, and being answered by a crow."
Trying to work out what kind of bird I could hear, then realised it wad my neighbour's baby, crying, and being answered by a crow. Took about ten minutes, but the crow calmed it and now both crow and baby are cawing to each other. I'm not saying this is how you get witches but-
twitter  funny  story  birds  crow  witches  @macdugong  nigelmacdugong 
july 2018 by coslinks
Melissa McEwan on Twitter: "At lunch with my husband, and there's a couple who appear to be on a first date...
At lunch with my husband, and there's a couple who appear to be on a first date at the next table. They're probably our age (early 40s). White. The woman is put together in a conservative suburban kind of style. Twinset and short styled hair.
twitter  melissamcewan  shakestweetz  date  guy  story  funny  minions 
may 2018 by coslinks
Marci Robin on Twitter: "I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off - with a pen, on paper - that I'm not a robot."
I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off — with a pen, on paper — that I’m not a robot.
recaptcha  funny  marcirobin  twitter  robot  car 
may 2018 by coslinks
Kathryn Tewson on Twitter: "There once was a lawyer named Cohen...
There once was a lawyer named Cohen
Whose client’s wild oats were a-sowin
The money for hushin’
He borrowed from Russians,
I think you know where this is goin’.
twitter  fun  funny  politics  limericks  russia  donaldtrump  michaelcohen  money  kathryntewson  humor 
may 2018 by coslinks
Erin Burr, sir on Twitter: "Someday I will tell you the story of the day I had today,
Someday I will tell you the story of the day I had today, and it will be the greatest twitter story I have ever told. Someday.
erinscafe  twitter  story  meth  neighbors  police  car  funny  erinfaulk  erinburrsir 
april 2018 by coslinks
Brian on Twitter: "He has amassed more sheep than anyone in Catan history."
Ed Markey
‏Verified account @SenMarkey
23h23 hours ago

Between Chinese steel, Canadian lumber and trying to build the longest wall, it seems like @realDonaldTrump thinks he’s playing a game of Settlers of Catan. That might be a strategy to amass Victory Points, but it is no way to run our country.

@BrianRoseJr
Replying to @SenMarkey @realDonaldTrump

He has amassed more sheep than anyone in Catan history.
twitter  snark  politics  funny  edmarkey  senmarkey  brianrosejr  settlersofcatan  sheep  lumber  steel  wall  canada  china 
march 2018 by coslinks
Ian Sausage on Twitter: "Me: What's the wifi password? Barman: ...
Me: What's the wifi password?

Barman: You need to buy a drink first.

Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.

Barman: Is Pepsi okay?

Me: Sure. How much is that?

Barman: £3.

Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?

Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.
twitter  stephenjmolloy  iansausage  funny  fun  wifi  password  barman  batman 
march 2018 by coslinks
Stormy Daniels on Twitter: "I actually took a screenshot of my favorite troll a couple days ago..."
I actually took a screenshot of my favorite troll a couple days ago. I laughed so hard I couldn't even respond. When someone can't even insult you correctly ( you're all welcome. Enjoy)
twitter  stormydaniels  donaldtrump  ivankatrump  funny 
march 2018 by coslinks
Malboury Jones on Twitter: "We moved into new offices, but this wall has been left open...
We moved into new offices, but this wall has been left open for a few weeks now. I knew what I had to do.
twitter  malboury  malbouryjones  picture  art  funny 
march 2018 by coslinks
Hacking Math Class on Twitter: "My only trip to SFMOMA years ago I saw some rusty metal leaning up against a wall...
My only trip to SFMOMA years ago I saw some rusty metal leaning up against a wall and I thought, "Did some workers leave this?" but then saw a little art sign like you made. I just thought, "Oh, it's Art" but now I wonder if I wasn't right all along!
twitter  art  funny  malboury  hackingmath  malbouryjones  sfmoma  wiring 
february 2018 by coslinks
« earlier      
per page:    204080120160

Copy this bookmark:





to read