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Carter Bays on Twitter: "Talent agent walks into a vaudeville booker’s office.
RT : Talent agent walks into a vaudeville booker’s office. The booker says, “Are you here to pitch an act?” “No,” says the agent. “I want to tell you about a presidential candidate! He’s run for President twice before and lost both times by a lot! >
twitter  politics  democrats  primaries  US-Pres  2020  snark  humor  funny  joebiden  @carterbays  Carter  Bays 
29 days ago by coslinks
Liber Limericks on Twitter: "A Congressman, Devin, has sued...
A Congressman, Devin, has sued
Two tweeters whose tweets he found rude.
One posed as his mother;
Don’t mention the…
@libericks  liberallimericks  politics  twitter  snark  funny  devinnunes  lawsuit  cow  limerick  poem 
9 weeks ago by coslinks
John Fugelsang on Twitter: "It is not possible to cheer on Donald Trump unless you reject almost every teaching of Jesus....
It is not possible to cheer on Donald Trump unless you reject almost every teaching of Jesus. If this makes you angry, find a teaching of Christ that DT has fought for. The only things Trump has in common w/Jesus is they both hung out with hookers & used ghostwriters.
twitter  politics  snark  donaldtrump  jesus  christianity  prostitutes  ghostwriters  johnfugelsang  @johnfugelsang 
january 2019 by coslinks
kill 💀 tim 💀 faust ‏on Twitter: "in 2028 some piece of open source code that is essential to...
in 2028 some piece of open source code that is essential to 80% of "smart device" user management systems will get hacked because like two people have been maintaining it for free, and nobody who makes more than $100k a year will be able to open their garbage can for a week
twitter  timfaust  @crulge  opensource  internetofthings  smartdevices  technology  snark 
january 2019 by coslinks
ProPublica on Twitter: "Very nice to meet you too, @GovMattBevin! ...
Very nice to meet you too, @GovMattBevin! You asked who @ProPublica is. We thought we’d give you some answers. Like everything we do, they are, you know, actually accurate.
twitter  politics  journalism  mattbevin  propublica  @govmattbevin  @propublica  louisvillecourierjournal  @courierjournal  georgesoros  snark  kentucky 
december 2018 by coslinks
VT Sec. of State on Twitter: "We're strongly opposed to Shopper ID laws....
We’re strongly opposed to Shopper ID laws. There has been no evidence that grocery fraud occurs on a widespread basis, and restrictive Shopper ID laws only serve to prevent eligible shoppers from buying their groceries on shopping day.
snark  twitter  @vermontsos  voterid  shopping  politics  vermont 
august 2018 by coslinks
Brian on Twitter: "He has amassed more sheep than anyone in Catan history."
Ed Markey
‏Verified account @SenMarkey
23h23 hours ago

Between Chinese steel, Canadian lumber and trying to build the longest wall, it seems like @realDonaldTrump thinks he’s playing a game of Settlers of Catan. That might be a strategy to amass Victory Points, but it is no way to run our country.

@BrianRoseJr
Replying to @SenMarkey @realDonaldTrump

He has amassed more sheep than anyone in Catan history.
twitter  snark  politics  funny  edmarkey  senmarkey  brianrosejr  settlersofcatan  sheep  lumber  steel  wall  canada  china 
march 2018 by coslinks
Cos on Twitter: "They work hard to make sure the bad guys get more guns, ...
They work hard to make sure the bad guys get more guns, so they can tell us how much we need more good guys with guns, so their sponsors can sell more and more guns.
twitter  textcos  guns  nra  snark  politics 
february 2018 by coslinks
Tom Boylan on Twitter: "In America, they say the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. But that just sounds lik… "
In America, they say the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.

But that just sounds like someone trying to sell two guns.
twitter  tomboylan  tom_naylob  guns  politics  snark  guncontrol 
february 2018 by coslinks
Physics Girl on Twitter: "Me: What's a scientist?"
Me: What's a scientist?🤗

Roommate: Idealist who started trying to save the world but got stuck in the bureaucratic system of grant writing🙄
twitter  snark  science  scientists  thephysicsgirl  fun  funny 
february 2017 by coslinks
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