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Typefesse - VTF
Sam Winfield:

My teammate Sam:

“Typefesse feels like a missed opportunity, name-wise. Should’ve been … 

Sans Pants”
typeface  butts  humor  illustration 
12 weeks ago by dirtystylus
Revolver Volcelot on Twitter: "me: ok so it’s a car— USA: *applause* me: and it’s big— USA: *cheers* me: so big it has dozens of seats USA: *confused hush* me: and it’s very, very fast— USA: *cheers, standing ovation* me: because it travels on
me: ok so it’s a car—

USA: *applause*

me: and it’s big—

USA: *cheers*

me: so big it has dozens of seats

USA: *confused hush*

me: and it’s very, very fast—

USA: *cheers, standing ovation*

me: because it travels on fixed tracks linked to oth—

USA: *tears me apart onstage*
transportation  unitedstates  policy  humor  slackfodder 
october 2019 by dirtystylus
Twitter
i’ve just been cyberbullied, online. on the internet

(Drawing of Tetris with Hero block fail)
humor  illustration  comic  slackfodder  procrastination 
september 2019 by dirtystylus
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Shane Gillis, 'SNL,' Art of the Post-Racist Rant Apology | Hollywood Reporter
Gillis’ justification that to be the best he must take risks is what every chef, singer, fashion designer, etc., who competes on a reality show trots out to excuse their failures. Racism isn’t an artistic risk, it’s just an expression of cultural ignorance and professional laziness.
comedy  humor  shanegillis  by:kareemabduljabbar 
september 2019 by dirtystylus
Ingrid Burrington on Twitter: ""what's your creative process"… "
"what's your creative process"

we turn monsters into gemstones, we then turn the gemstones into magic eggs, we then turn those magic eggs into rats. so when you ask what exactly it is i do here what you should be doing is leaving me alone.
by:ingridburrington  humor  process 
september 2019 by dirtystylus
Liam Stack on Twitter: "A New Zealand man brought an emotional support clown to a meeting where he knew he’d be fired. The clown blew up balloons and folded them into a series of animals throughout the meeting, then mimed crying when the man was handed
A New Zealand man brought an emotional support clown to a meeting where he knew he’d be fired. The clown blew up balloons and folded them into a series of animals throughout the meeting, then mimed crying when the man was handed a pink slip.
humor  career  newzealand  clowns 
september 2019 by dirtystylus
Understanding Success Criterion 6.1.1: Give a Shit
## Sufficient Techniques

* Actually spending a little bit of time to do it. It ain't that hard, people!
* Try using the shit you make without a mouse.
* Try using the shit you make with a screen reader.
* Just frickin' give a shit!

## Advisory Techniques

Although not required for conformance, the following additional techniques should be considered to meet this success criteria.

* Get over yourself.
* Have some god-damned empathy for others.
* Remember that one day, you may have a disability too. Especially if I end up coming over there and giving you a big god-damned can of whoop-ass.
a11y  wcag  accessibility  satire  humor 
august 2019 by dirtystylus
Alex Norris @ TCAF on Twitter: "… "
Pink: look I have many books

Orange: you must be very intelligent

Books: we are all unread

Pink: oh no
via:beep  humor  reading  books  by:alexnorris  cartoon 
april 2019 by dirtystylus
Big Tech Companies With Government Contracts
Amazon:

Providing law enforcement agencies with facial recognition software to aid racial profiling efforts.
humor  privacy  google  apple  amazon  unitedstates  government 
april 2019 by dirtystylus
Kate Leth on Twitter: "Ha ha, ha ha… "
There is no abusive “genius”
who could not be replaced
by someone who isn’t shitty
humor  management  leadership  workculture 
january 2019 by dirtystylus
MEAN PLASTIC 💖
I’m so fat

No you’re beautiful

I said I was fat not ugly
meme  humor  via:chappellellison  beauty 
november 2018 by dirtystylus
Every Dystopian YA Novel
Every dystopian YA novel:

My name is Wicker Basket and I’m the Chosen One
wickerbasket  comic  cartoon  humor  yafiction  hungergames  books 
october 2018 by dirtystylus
Audacious Fox: A Brief Explanation of How I Choose Between Buying a Physical Book or the Kindle Edition
A Brief Explanation of How I Choose Between Buying a Physical Book or the Kindle Edition

I don’t. It’s impossible. Sisyphus spends less energy pushing his boulder than I do when debating paperback or Paperwhite. The only compromise is to buy both. My budget hates me, my wife shakes her head in disapproval, but my bookshelves have never looked better nor been more portable.
humor  reading  kindle  books  via:joshuaginter 
october 2018 by dirtystylus
(((Leah Donnella))) on Twitter: "Last night I was SUPER stressed so I called my mom. Her advice: Make a list of everything you have to do. Take a hard look. It only gets worse from here. You don't have kids yet. Your prize at the end will be the knowledge
Last night I was SUPER stressed so I called my mom.

Her advice: Make a list of everything you have to do. Take a hard look. It only gets worse from here. You don't have kids yet. Your prize at the end will be the knowledge that most people who deserve recognition don't get it.
parenting  career  advice  motherhood  humor  anxiety 
september 2018 by dirtystylus
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