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Revolver Volcelot on Twitter: "me: ok so it’s a car— USA: *applause* me: and it’s big— USA: *cheers* me: so big it has dozens of seats USA: *confused hush* me: and it’s very, very fast— USA: *cheers, standing ovation* me: because it travels on
me: ok so it’s a car—

USA: *applause*

me: and it’s big—

USA: *cheers*

me: so big it has dozens of seats

USA: *confused hush*

me: and it’s very, very fast—

USA: *cheers, standing ovation*

me: because it travels on fixed tracks linked to oth—

USA: *tears me apart onstage*
transportation  unitedstates  policy  humor  slackfodder 
12 days ago by dirtystylus
Twitter
i’ve just been cyberbullied, online. on the internet

(Drawing of Tetris with Hero block fail)
humor  illustration  comic  slackfodder  procrastination 
18 days ago by dirtystylus
Pitch on Twitter: "new lacroix flavors! -transported in a truck near bananas -hint of hint of lime -single skittle dissolved in water -shy watermelon -imagine like, a strawberry but with low battery"
new lacroix flavors!
-transported in a truck near bananas
-hint of hint of lime
-single skittle dissolved in water
-shy watermelon
-imagine like, a strawberry but with low battery
humor  slackfodder  food  lacroix  hipsters 
june 2018 by dirtystylus
Twitter
heyyy it's 10:01am so i'm gonna need you to ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ᵐʸ ᶜᵒⁿᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ ʳᵒᵒᵐ
collaboration  teamwork  humor  cat  slackfodder  meetings 
may 2018 by dirtystylus
Man dies after being overcome by smell of scented soaps in Lush | SOUTHEND NEWS NETWORK
we were discussing whether or not we should try a blended buttock balm containing sandalwood and ostrich
satire  humor  slackfodder  via:joaniethompson  soap  scent 
march 2018 by dirtystylus
Yann Schwartz on Twitter: "A friend's russian mom is staying with us Her: so you're programming Me (trying to sound humble): yes displaying ads on the internet Her: oh that sounds complicated. I used to program space rockets in Fortran in the 70s Me (quie
A friend's russian mom is staying with us
Her: so you're programming
Me (trying to sound humble): yes displaying ads on the internet
Her: oh that sounds complicated. I used to program space rockets in Fortran in the 70s
Me (quietly sobbing): ...
slackfodder  programming  fortran  humor  russia  spaceflight 
january 2018 by dirtystylus
Olivia on Twitter: "Educational comic https://t.co/OelmOLEbES"
Have you ever learned a new word and started hearing *everywhere* right after?

“Plethora”
humor  language  cartoon  via:karenmcgrane  slackfodder 
january 2018 by dirtystylus
best of letterboxd on Twitter: "https://t.co/YxGijFvD5n"
I refuse to believe that magneto, a fashion icon, would willingly wear a helmet that leaves a tan on his face in the shape of a penis
movies  film  humor  letterboxd  review  slackfodder  film:xmendaysoffuturepast 
april 2017 by dirtystylus
twitter.com
what do you call a spooky condition?

a boooolean
programming  humor  slackfodder  twitter  puns 
november 2016 by dirtystylus
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