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The Codeless Code: Case 234 Ozymandias
Love this:
I chanced upon an ancient cache of code:
a stack of printouts, tall as any man,
that in decaying boxes had been stowed.
Ten thousand crumbling pages long it ran.
Abandoned in the blackness to erode,
what steered a ship through blackness to the moon.
The language is unused in this late year.
The target hardware, likewise, lies in ruin.
Entombed within one lone procedure’s scope,
a line of code and then these words appear:

# TEMPORARY, I HOPE HOPE HOPE

The code beside persisting to the last—
as permanent as aught upon this sphere—
while overhead, a vacant moon flies past.
moon  apollo  coding  history  hacks  comments  funny  poetry  poems  ozymandias  via:jm 
4 weeks ago by ignatz
Google Translate of "Lorem ipsum"
The perils of unsupervised machine learning... here's what GTranslate reckons "lorem ipsum" translates to:
We will be sure to post a comment. Add tomato sauce, no tank or a traditional or online. Until outdoor environment, and not just any competition, reduce overall pain. Cisco Security, they set up in the throat develop the market beds of Cura; Employment silently churn-class by our union, very beginner himenaeos. Monday gate information. How long before any meaningful development. Until mandatory functional requirements to developers. But across the country in the spotlight in the notebook. The show was shot. Funny lion always feasible, innovative policies hatred assured. Information that is no corporate Japan
lorem-ipsum  boilerplate  machine-learning  translation  google  translate  probabilistic  tomato-sauce  cisco  funny  via:jm 
june 2013 by ignatz
WoW Forums -> UPDATED Halbrium's Shaman's PVP GUIDE(Quebec)
DRUID: This fight is for those that say "OH NO WHY IS ANIMALS ON MY FACE?!"
via:deusx  wow  gaming  ha  funny 
november 2007 by ignatz
leisure
REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED UP IN ONLINE WEBZINE FORMAT!! CLICK FOR COUPONS
leisuretown  taglines  jerkcity  spigot  tristandfarnon  ALLCAPS  funny 
july 2006 by ignatz
The Diet Coke & Mentos Experiments
Two nuts make ornamental fountains out of diet coke and mentos
video  food  amusements  funny  chemistry  madscience 
june 2006 by ignatz
Dailymotion - Share Your Videos - Stairway to Heaven :: music
mad dutchman memorizes "stairway" backwards, sings it, reverses it
music  funny  ledzeppelin  video  karaoke 
may 2006 by ignatz
Bureau of Workplace Interruptions
We harness interruptive technology to expose the secret possibilities of the workday. As a time-stealing agency, the Bureau of Workplace Interruptions works directly with employees to invisibly insert intimate exchange into the flow of the workday.
pranks  work  monkeywrench  politics  art  office  slackers  funny 
march 2006 by ignatz
Self-defence with a Walking-stick
The Different Methods of Defending Oneself with a Walking-Stick or Umbrella when Attacked under Unequal Conditions (Part2)
history  howto  weapons  funny  reference 
january 2006 by ignatz
The Faceless Birthday at Chuck E. Cheese
art attack/prank/event at a Chuck E. Cheese with bandaged man, hilarity
art  performanceart  funny  cacophony  dada  losangeles  commerce  pizza  madness 
january 2006 by ignatz
Cement Cuddlers
Beautiful prank/art event involving big box toy store and madmen
art  commerce  performanceart  dada  cacophonysociety  losangeles  toys  socialengineering  funny 
january 2006 by ignatz
Jones Holiday Soda
Picture gallery of a holiday Jones Soda Bad Flavors Tasting Party
food  galleries  photos  holidays  disgust  jonessoda  funny 
january 2006 by ignatz
Who's UU (Harpers.org)
list of insane Mongolian clan names
language  linguistics  funny  names 
november 2005 by ignatz
JayPinkerton.com
jacked-up jerkcity-style Spiderman remixes
comics  funny  mashups 
november 2005 by ignatz
Lost in Translation
circle jerk translation tool for making babel
funny  generator  language  translation  toys  tools  webtoys 
november 2005 by ignatz
Thing in a Jar
aaaaa it's a thing in a jar aaaaa
art  crafts  entertainment  funny  weird  geek  humor  phear 
november 2005 by ignatz
Maxims for Malfeasant Speakers
How to delivver your presentation very, very poorly.
howto  funny  science  presentations  academia 
october 2005 by ignatz
FedexFurniture.Com
making furniture out of old fedex boxes
art  crafts  fedex  funny  howto  iplaw 
august 2005 by ignatz
Ye-Ye "Eurostar" music video
Enjoyably silly music video with lots of rrrhythmic motion.
video  tv  music  musicvideo  funny  quicktime 
august 2005 by ignatz
Huge Nike Ad versus Bridge
Bridge wins. Hilarious photo sequence
nike  ads  ad  stupid  funny  doh  advertisements 
august 2005 by ignatz
CAT BANG
This is a particularly dangerous house cat.
funny  flash  video  silly  humor  web 
august 2005 by ignatz
portfolio
guy falling or being upside down, a lot
art  funny  photography 
july 2005 by ignatz
Ads from 80's comics!
Gobots, Atari cartridges, miracle weight lifting, and 25 live seahorses! Also Spiderman wants you to avoid sexual abuse.
80s  advertising  comics  nostalgia  funny 
june 2005 by ignatz
Mark's First Ride
First and last ride on a CBR900
motorcycle  funny 
june 2005 by ignatz
Guest Appearances for "Highlander" (1992)
It's the Love Boat for the 90s: festival of B actors and other celebs
tv  funny  television 
june 2005 by ignatz
The Ghost of Usenet Postings Past
Suddenly, just as Paul was about to clinch the job interview...
geek  internet  funny  usenet  caratoons 
june 2005 by ignatz
couch1.jpg (JPEG Image, 400x600 pixels)
Me in 2000 working at the Romp. Never say "yes" when they say "we need you in here for a photo thing"
photo  funny  embarrassing  sex  geek  dolls 
june 2005 by ignatz
OSHA - Fatal Facts Accident Reports
Reports of fatal industrial accidents with bizarre cartoon illustrations
safety  accident  osha  funny  wtf  caratoons 
june 2005 by ignatz
Survival Insurance commercials
horrible insurance agency's commercials
tv  advertising  funny  stupid  commercials  video 
june 2005 by ignatz
Eastwood Insurance Commercials
commercials for crappy insurance agency, really bad
tv  advertising  commercials  funny  stupid 
june 2005 by ignatz
Stuff On My Cat
pictures of... stuff on cats.
cats  blog  photo  funny 
june 2005 by ignatz
My Backpack Has Jets
Japanese guy launches himself with backpack mounted rockets.
japan  funny  jackass  stunts  video 
june 2005 by ignatz
Sonic Finger audio plug-ins
the Dead Quietenator and the Virtual Studio Visitor rule
funny  music  software 
june 2005 by ignatz

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