Spencer finds out that Brendon's nipples are wired straight to his dick. Oh exploitable.

Werewolf AU! When it comes to relationships Brendon thought that the hardest part was getting the guy. Written for bandomstuffsit 2011.

Dallon has a suggestion: Brendon and Spencer are both single at Christmas, so they should hook up with each other.

Spencer thinks that two kids are enough. Ryan wants to marry Z, but is afraid she won't want to. They need each other to be brave.

There's a Sharpie on the kitchenette table, rolling gently back and forth with the motion of the bus. Spencer is tired and maybe a little punch-drunk on the sudden bout of insomnia that seems to have sprung up on him, and Brendon kind of sleeps like the dead.

Brendon’s packed his clothes, his laptop, his guitar, and a calendar full of kinky gay events he wants to attend. College is going to be awesome.

Brendon wants Spencer to overstimulate him, and Spencer thinks that's a pretty good plan.

Part 5 of the Figuring It Out series

It's just a regular weekend off from the recording studio for Brendon and Spencer.

Part 4 of the Figuring It Out series

Brendon wants to try this, until he doesn't.

For Kink Bingo, "smacking/slapping" square.

Part 3 of the Figuring It Out series

Brendon will be totally great at this oral sex thing, as soon as he finds a girl who will let him practice.

Part 5 of the Young Panic series

Spencer jokes about it and tries to be chill, but the lap dance is the last straw.

Spencer wants to fulfill Brendon's fantasies, but it isn't as easy as the things they both want.

For Kink Bingo, "verbal humiliation" square.

Part 2 of the Figuring It Out series

Brendon always clears his plate. Spencer always notices. (Please see notes for additional content warnings.)

The whole thing fucking sucked, especially because he could clearly remember a time when he didn’t want to have sex with Brendon Urie.

Canon-based AU. On the surface, the summer of 2009 for Panic at the Disco! seems to be about getting their collective feet back underneath them as a band and showing the world a united front once more. But Spencer's relationship with Haley self-destructs even as everyone else he knows is happily settling down, and when tour ends he's already sold his condo and suddenly has nowhere to go. He moves in temporarily with Brendon and Sarah and things start to fall apart, even as it becomes obvious as to how they might be able to put themselves back together again.

Brendon has to figure out how to be a lyricist. Spencer helps.

Nipples, biting, bruises and bruise-pressing, bloodplay, comeplay, marking, holding down, blow jobs, what the hell else do you need for a summary?

The day Brendon nearly dies is the day he realises he might need a dom.

Summary: Brendon is surrounded by vampires. And not in a sexy or dangerous way, more like a “nobody else gets up before six in the evening so I have to do all the errands and yard work myself” way.

At first, Brendon thought Spencer didn't like Bogart.
He was wrong.

Every day he texts Frank that he's dying a slow, painful death, and Frank always ignores him and sends him pics of Gerard's nostrils or dog shit or something. Frank's an asshole. He has no idea why they're friends, and Spencer misses him so much sometimes he feels like punching something that'll punch back.

College AU in which Spencer is a surprise virgin. Notfic in the extreme.

"I seem to have lost my clothes," Brendon says.

"How'd you do that?" The skinny one asks.

"I'm a time-traveler," Brendon says.

The first boy narrows his eyes and asks, "Don't they have clothes where you're from?"

Brendon wakes up warm. Of all the things he remembers about that day, it was this one fact that always hit him first. He wakes up warm, and there’s sunlight streaking in through the windows, and the whole room smells like them and home.

Part 4 of the All Our Yesterdays: The Codas series

Total not!fic that can be summarized thusly: So I really want to write an epically long story about the Brendon and Ryan and Spencer and the breakup, where Brendon doesn't realize that Spencer wants to stay with him until Spencer's like, Ryan said we can keep the name, and Brendon's like, we??? and making melty heart eyes at Spencer

Brendon loves dogs and tries to get Spencer to sign his petition.

Maybe he wasn't ever supposed to say anything, but Spencer's never liked to ignore Brendon—never been able to, in all honesty—and here they are.

Standing for hours on a street corner in early morning January weather is really freaking cold. It’s the morning of the New York auditions for So You Think You Can Dance, and next to the long line of people waiting alongside Brendon, cars are rushing by, every now and then splashing sleet and water on an unlucky person.

Summary: The members of Panic! really should talk to each other more. (A straightforward GSF. Promise.)

"Come meet me at the mall after school tomorrow," Spencer says, all of a sudden. "Then we can come back to my place. And—you know."

"Practice," Brendon says lightly. He doesn't feel light.

"Practice," Spencer agrees, and for the briefest of moments, their gazes meet.

Or, alternatively, the working title for this fic: panties and lip gloss ii: revenge of the lip gloss.

Summary: The third time Spencer comes home to find Brendon sat in the back garden with his feet in the pool, reading a soggy paperback and waiting for him, Spencer gives him a key to the house.
"Didn't you get that cut for Haley?" Ryan asks. Spencer just shrugs.
"She's not here that often anyway," he says.

"I'm telling you," Jon says, and clicks his tongue behind his teeth like a disappointed grandmother. "There's a whole other world out there, man. You need to expand your horizons a little."

"That's nice," Spencer says. It gives him a weird jolt in his stomach, to hear Jon spell it out like that. "Thank you for your concern. My sexuality is fine, thanks. It doesn't need your sympathy or your support."

"It might get you laid," Jon says.

"I get laid," Spencer says. "Sometimes."

"No, you don't," Jon says. "You think very hard about it, decide it isn't worth it, and then you go home and order Chinese."

Spencer isn't there the day that Brendon gets Bogart, but he gets a camera phone picture within the first hour of Bogart actually being Brendon's.

Let's talk about Brendon the sex worker who has had a terrible life and Spencer the...non-sex worker. The something or other who somehow comes into contact with Brendon and then they fall in love.

My father—one of them, anyway—didn’t really talk about his family much. It wasn’t a complete non-subject, because it would come up sometimes and in later years, my brother and I would ask, but whenever it came up, the most my father had to say on the subject was “They’re my family, not yours, M&M.”

(A scene from after All Our Yesterdays, in which Emily, twenty-two years later, has a few things to say about family, and love.)

Part 1 of the All Our Yesterdays: The Codas series

Spencer’s pretty good-natured about being left in the dark, right up until Brendon turns into the parking lot for the Southern Nevada Veterans Memorial Cemetery.

Set about a month after the end of All Our Yesterdays.

Part 2 of the All Our Yesterdays: The Codas series

The one where Spencer is the worst boyfriend in the world but still manages to be completely, adorably brave, and Brendon meets the family. It's no big deal, except for how it is, because one of the parents is the ruler of the free world, and Brendon's pretty sure there are special missiles tucked away somewhere underground, to be used only for protecting the virtue of the President's son.

Part 2 of the White Houses series

The one where Brendon is a music major that works at a diner and Spencer is the culinary arts major that thinks he’s cute. Ryan is all philosophical and kinda creepy (duh) and Jon works for Spencer’s dad, who happens to be the President of the United States.

Part 1 of the White Houses series

The dude’s hair is like sentient, but they do work at the Hair Club For Men. Ian just wanted to touch it, okay? And then do some other things.

Brendon and Spencer are music professors at a community college. And hot for each other. And there's a banana shaker.

Spencer has never had a good Valentine's Day. A story about coffee and mistaken impressions.

Brendon wants to give him something back, something that scares Brendon, that makes him feel tired, that isn't embarrassing or humiliating, but could be -- could be, if the wrong people knew. Could be, if Brendon let it.

Spencer's known for a long time that he wants to get his nipple pierced -- he's just never actually told anyone.

He leaves the door open a crack because Emily's only four and the dark scares her more than real life, more than uncertainty, more than the evening news reporting lists of dead soldiers overseas.

(The one where Spencer is a Marine deployed to Afghanistan, and Brendon is the military husband trying to be a good father, even when the world starts crashing down around him.)

Jon Walker and his boywives, a Big Love AU

In which Brendon and Spencer are inexperienced, Spencer worries about being able to undo a bra when required to, Brendon offers to help him practice by dressing up in girls' underwear, and things spiral from there.

Part 1 of the Panties and Lip Gloss series

Summary: "You always have a project, Gabe" Vicky sighs. "You pick a pair of people you've deemed to be soul-mates and then you fuck them into submission and sex them into living happily ever after."

Brendon doesn’t notice at first. It’s not as if people wandering around in just their boxers on the bus are an oddity, not anymore

Spencer tells Brendon not to pee, and Brendon doesn't. Then Spencer tells Brendon he can pee, and Brendon does.

Some love stories fizzle out in a haze of missed chances and regrets, while others break under rejection and denial. When Bob and Spencer meet, they are bruised around the edges, tired and lonely, but they find something in each other that's worth holding on to.

Brendon is not sitting in the hallway staring at the front door, except for how he totally is.

"Why are you sitting on the floor?" Ryan asks.
"Why are you wearing a monocle?" Brendon counters.
Ryan sniffs. "My monocle is awesome," he says.
It kind of is, so Brendon doesn't argue.

Sequel to Lights Never Shine as Bright as in the Movies

Brendon can barely think; he can hardly move or talk, strung out as he is. He’s hyperaware of everything; the way the sheets are crinkling beneath his arms, the weight of the air around him, the sound of his blood roaring in his ears and beneath that, Spencer’s deep, even breaths.

Wherein Ryan goes off for an extended trip and Spencer pines, so Jon gets the dogs high.

The one where Spencer and Brendon are puppies in love and Spencer has an itch.

Part 2 of the Brendon/Spencer Puppy!AU series

The one where Spencer and Brendon are puppies. In love.

Part 1 of the Brendon/Spencer Puppy!AU series

Brendon needs a new place to live, and so does Brent's friend Spencer. The problem is, they're running out of options, and the only affordable apartment will only rent to a young professional couple. Are they desperate enough to pretend to be together?

Brendon Urie's a master's student in music at UNLV who happens to make porn on the side. Spencer Smith's a wilderness photographer who happens to really, really like the online porn Brendon makes. They meet and shenanigans ensue. Also featuring Shane Valdes as Brendon's roommate and owner of his very own online porn site, William Beckett as Las Vegas' bitchiest maitre 'd, Gabe Saporta as a mime waiter, Greta Salpeter as a harried and overworked assistant, and Ryan Ross as himself.

Written for roebling's prompt: Brendon wants nothing more than to see highschool! or early Panic! Spencer in a pair of high heels. Spencer's willing to try, but once he's got the shoes on his feet and he's wobbling around he's sure he just looks like a huge fool. Brendon convinces him otherwise.

Brendon wants to choke on Spencer's dick. Spencer is happy to oblige.

Part 1 of the bb dom Spencer series

It’s a fucking wonder they’ve ever managed to get their pants off in the same room at the same time.

Part 2 of the bb dom Spencer series

When Spencer finds himself standing in his bathroom, staring at a positive pregnancy test, he has a few life changing decisions to make. With everyone offering support and throwing in his or her own opinions, Spencer finds himself wanting to have an abortion just to get away from everything. Without telling newly married Brendon that he’s the father and forcing his friends and family to keep his secret, Spencer makes the decision to keep his and Brendon’s child and raise it alone. But when an almost fatal accident occurs, everything starts to unravel around the group, taking the decision to keep certain secrets out of everyone’s hands.

Summary: Brendon feels like the one fixed thing in his life, the one unchangeable constant that Spencer can rely on even when everything around him is going to shit.

It just figures that Spencer's going to ruin that, too, when they get back to LA and he makes his move.

There’s a note on the table that just says, gone to the store. coffee here -----> in thick black sharpie. Brendon’s left Spencer’s favorite mug next to the coffee machine, but Spencer’s too busy staring down at the note to pay proper attention to his coffee. At the bottom of the note, Brendon’s scrawled, love you <3

Brendon is over the moon that Panic's on the road, playing for real audiences. Now if only he were as good in bed as he is on stage.

Brendon says, "I want to see if I can come just from getting spanked."

When Brendon is seventeen, he tells his parents a lot of things.  He tells them that it isn't a phase, that he really and honestly doesn't believe, and that it isn't going to change, and that this isn't some kind of rebellion, or decision that he came to overnight.  He's wrestled with this, struggled with it, finally come to terms with it, and this is who he is.

"So, it's a comfort thing. It's just a comfort thing. Sometimes Brendon likes to suck on Spencer's nipples, and Spencer likes to hold him there and stroke his hair. Nothing weird about that."

Brendon and Spencer are already married and Ryan is super okay with that, but he's not so awesome with how being their roommate means overhearing way too much at night. He is even less okay with how the things that he's overhearing are starting to become weirdly hot. Brendon and Spencer figure out what's up, and all of them try to figure out how to proceed.

"It's too much, isn't it," Spencer says quietly, and Brendon looks up to see him standing in the doorway, messenger bag slung across one shoulder like he's about to leave.

"No," Brendon says, even though he thinks he probably means, yes, or at least, maybe.

Brendon and Spencer go on a cruise to escape their problems. They end up finding more than rest and relaxation.

Brendon's twitter typo outs his marriage to the world, and he doesn't know what to do next.

This seems to be the second-funniest thing Brendon has ever encountered. He rolls over onto his side and buries his face in his knees, gasping for air. Spencer folds his arms and waits, stone-faced, for him to compose himself.

When Brendon finally catches his breath, he says, "First of all, it's pronounced bukkake. Second, that is not bukkake, that's just a pearl necklace. Third, that's a woman. You're old enough to drive a car and you still haven't figured out that you're a big fat homo?"

Suddenly, all the ways Spencer takes care of people look different -- less like Spencer being toppy and bossy and in charge, and more like Spencer... being in service.

Brendon sucks at dirty talk. Ian really doesn't.

"They built a tent out of patterned blankets and chairs, right in the middle of the living room, and stockpiled it with snacks and pillows and absolutely everything they could think of. There were boxes of Twinkies, chocolate bars, candy made from pure sugar that they would never have let into the house before..."

Brendon and Spencer have a baby.

The year Virginia Dale Wentz turns five her parents die in an accident aboard a chartered day-boat to Catalina.

Summary: "Hey, Spence, I gotta--" Brendon tries, shifting again in Spencer's arms, but Spencer doesn't loosen up on his grip, squeezing around Brendon's waist in a way that is not making the need to piss go away, especially not since he was in front of the toilet, about to go when Spencer crept up like a great big creeping... creepy thing.

Companion to Makes You Wild

Summary: Spencer's a werewolf! A sexy werewolf! Okay, really, Spencer is a newly turned, slightly confused werewolf who can't figure out why Brendon smells so good all the time. Or why Spencer can't seem to stop acting like he is 16-years-old, what with all the blushing and stuttering around Brendon and the constant jerking off. Fear not, though, gentle reader, because it turns out Brendon is totally on board with having a werewolf boyfriend. And with having lots and lots of sex.

Five days in, and Brendon is ready for this "vacation" thing to be over.
Sequel to Post-Modern Cyrano