Summary:
Erin asked for Zayn kissing boys.

Louis doesn't like tattoos,but when Harry gets his, he starts to get obsessed with it and he can't stop staring and touching it every opportunity he gets. But what he really wants its to trace his tongue over it and kiss it stupidly. He wonders if Harry would let him.

"Ry said time the fuck out," Alex had said, and then he'd walked away, leaving Gabe seriously in a fucking corner.

Harry is clumsy. It's a known fact that given an even vaguely complicated motor task, he will injure someone, most likely himself. Which is why, when they're told that as part of the interview there'll be a challenge that requires them to race against each other, he opts to be in a team of one.

He’s not going to find the right answer by making lists of pros and cons. The truth is that he loves them both. He doesn’t know why everyone tries to sell some true love fantasy about finding “the one”, because now more than ever Harry knows that doesn’t exist. He is definitely in love with two people, two completely different people with completely different personalities, and there is no right choice.

Gerard writes fanfic.

Bob is a dragon. Gerard is his treasure.

So it's 2019, and after six beautiful hellions, Frank and Jamia are calling it quits on the kids business. Frank is totally in awe of Jamia; he has no idea how she was able to spend the better part of a decade either pregnant or nursing (or both) and never tried to chop his dick off. She is seriously the best ever.

Pete is a really supportive best friend. Whether his friends need his support or not.

Adam's boys are music and laughter and life and love, and the joyous gift of a safe space to simply be himself — all the parts of him — with two people he trusts implicitly not to betray or hurt him.

Five times Harry touched Louis and Louis had some feeling about it.

Harry likes to play with come. Louis has no problems with that.

Spencer finds out that Brendon's nipples are wired straight to his dick. Oh exploitable.

Summary: “The three of us, Liam. You, Harry, me, in one relationship. Not me and Harry and you separately, or Harry and you, or me and you. All three of us. Together.”

Summary: "We are just friends," Louis states, an annoyed edge to his voice. "We're just friends who sometimes have phone sex. It's not a big deal."

From a kinkmeme prompt: Louis wants to lose his virginity but doesn't want anyone at school to know he's gay. In order to finally get with a guy, he posts an ad on Craigslist.

Harry Styles answers.

In which Liam joins a band, makes friends, gets a boyfriend, and becomes some sort of revolutionary, all in a months time.

“Your, uh, ad says that you work with all pets.”

“Yep.” Lizard, Frank thinks. Parrot, maybe. “Any and all, you can trust Skeleton Paws with your beloved companion.”

“Awesome. Do you do, like, actual pets too?”

Louis buys them His and Hers blankets. It turns into A Thing.

Harry has one birthday wish that only the other guys can help him fulfill.

How many items of clothing is it possible to remove from a sleeping Harry before he wakes up?

Harry loses a game and the boys make him wear a skirt as 'punishment'. Everyone likes it more than expected.

Sid had realized very early on that for better or worse, he would be linked to Alexander Ovechkin for the rest of his life. But he never expected anything like this.

Tom's been out with Danielle a couple of times, movies with bunches of friends where they held hands in the darkness of the theater, dinner once, when she invites him over for dinner with her family.

Summary: AU. Harry doesn't talk but Louis doesn't need him to.

Seriously. Gabe and Pete adopt kittens.

It's not so much the turning into a girl that's a problem; that's happened before. It's the fact that Frank doesn't turn back.

Whispery Dude and Squirmy Dude get it on.

Harry Styles met Louis Tomlinson on the train to Hogwarts when he was eleven years and two days old. (a wand erection au)

Mikey gets intimate with a subwoofer.

Brendon visits him in rehab. He's the only one who does.

There are 17,508 islands in Indonesia, about 6,000 of which are inhabited. On August 31, 2008, returning from an Australian tour in the middle of the year's most violent storm to date, a plane carrying Panic at the Disco loses power, veers off course, and crashes into one of the remaining 11,508 islands. This is their story.

Mikey’s mouth is the reason he’s the scene queen of Jersey. Not only does he know what to say and the right people to say it to, but he has sucked more cock and eaten more pussy than anyone else he knows, possibly anyone in the tri-state area. It is his gift, his calling.

Pete, Gabe, Demi, a collar, a leash.

Werewolf AU! When it comes to relationships Brendon thought that the hardest part was getting the guy. Written for bandomstuffsit 2011.

Parenthood is not for the weak.

Prompt: how about a Frank/Gerard phone sex story? :D, which became a Jamia/Frank/Gerard story instead.

It is a well-established fact in marine biology that the octopus is the drunk texter of the cephalopod family.

Sometimes Frank wears panties.

Prompt: Bob (or Jon) is a Pegasus Galaxy native who gets rescued by faily scientists.

Dallon has a suggestion: Brendon and Spencer are both single at Christmas, so they should hook up with each other.

"You're like, I don't know, the way Super Mario is with those mushrooms, that's totally you and hugs."

Frank is not really freaked out when Ray turns into a little kid. Like, okay, it's fucked up, but it's Warped Tour. A month earlier, Zacky Vengeance had turned into a talking cupcake for three whole days and they'd discovered that Dewees was actually a Time Lord. The weirdest part of that was how Mikey and Gerard had shouted, "I knew it!" at the exact same time and then Mikey had started talking to Dewees in Old High Gallifreyan which, what the fuck?

It was also pretty weird that nobody ate Zacky. He'd been a delicious looking cupcake.

Falling in love with Gabe wasn't in Bebe's plan. Hangovers, doughnuts, Las Vegas, and luck have other ideas.

If Kris ever thought of bonding, he thought of Katy. Not the American Idol, an aloof, self-proclaimed rock star in too much eyeliner and leather. He thought of marriage and love, not a last minute desperate attempt from a stranger to save his life.

Summary: In which Brendon goes after what he wants, Ryan is overwhelmed, Spencer hates his life until he doesn’t, boys are stupid and there are many thousand words of porn.

Summary: Jared wishes he had the life of Sam and Dean Winchester but unfortunately they are fictional characters in a series of books. Instead he's stuck working at the library with only his imagination for company. When he breaks his leg in an accident his life goes from mundane to just plain boring, until he finds himself in posession of a computer. Pretty soon he's fully immersed in the crazy world of Supernatural fandom. It's just lucky for him he has resident BNF Jensen to hold his hand through it all. Now if they could just get over the fact that Jared thinks Jensen is a girl everything would be awesome.

Bob and Patrick bond in the face of adversity, Warped Tour and sappy bandmates.

Spencer is not won over by Bob’s charms like everyone else in school.

Life on tour is tough when you're a half-vampire. Frank isn't sure he can handle it, even with the help of his friends.

Spencer thinks that two kids are enough. Ryan wants to marry Z, but is afraid she won't want to. They need each other to be brave.

Mikey frowns down at his bass. They've been going through this one song for, like, two hours. They wrote most of it last night together with the others, and Mikey's been practicing his part on and off since then.

He feels like he's got it all worked out pretty well, but Ray seems to still want something more.

Mikey is just trying to watch Final Destination, but Frank keeps hacking up a fucking lung on the other side of the couch -- plus it looks like he might spill the vodka. Time for an intervention.

There's a Sharpie on the kitchenette table, rolling gently back and forth with the motion of the bus. Spencer is tired and maybe a little punch-drunk on the sudden bout of insomnia that seems to have sprung up on him, and Brendon kind of sleeps like the dead.

Takes place the year after ’Tis the season.

Part 3 of the 'Tis the season series

“Bill,” he said, struggling to keep his eyes open and not just continue fucking William into the ground. “I think…I think pollination season’s started.”

Part 2 of the 'Tis the season series

“So,” Gabe said conversationally, sitting down next to him. “You got yourself knocked up.”

Part 1 of the 'Tis the season series

Gerard's not crying yet, but Frank thinks it's only a matter of minutes. His back is heaving under Frank's hand, breathing noisily against the sheets. Those high, thin, whimpering little sounds that he always tries to stifle are just starting to leak, catching on the end of his exhales, which means it's starting to get too much, starting to hurt.

Submission is filled with paradox. Pain and pleasure. Enslavement and freedom. It's a circular and connected balance between apparent opposites.

The doors were about to slide closed when a guy came rushing down the corridor and flung himself into Jared's elevator, and stabbed quickly at the button for the first floor. Jared recognized him vaguely - Jensen, from the marketing department. They'd never spoken, really, were on head-nodding terms at best.

If Spencer had met Vicky-T sooner, he might have been happy in New York.

Academy Award Nominee, Out Gay Actor Gerard Way opens up in a candid interview about his career, his struggles, and even the love of his life. – by Michaelis Tzapanoviz

On Tuesday, Bob woke up four years old.

Abandoned in the forest as a child, Jensen was a human raised by werewolves. Now that they’re both grown, Jared wants to be his mate.

Sometimes Mikey isn't always what he sees in the mirror

When Jared was twelve, he was turned into a werecat. When Jared was eighteen, he decided that he wanted to go off his suppressants.

Spencer's sitting cross-legged in the middle of the bed in a thin pair of sleep pants and one of Jon's old tour t-shirts. The baby's resting in the cradle of his folded legs, her head on his thigh, her tiny hands fisted in the air as Spencer feeds her from a bottle.

Brendon’s packed his clothes, his laptop, his guitar, and a calendar full of kinky gay events he wants to attend. College is going to be awesome.

Jensen breaks his arm, Jared is a mother hen, and everything ends in sex.

Jensen moves in on a Friday morning, dragging two suitcases, a piss-green duffel, and a torn, beaten-up box.

“Always thought it was a joke when Neil said you were an alien,” Tommy ventures, raising an eyebrow at Adam because yeah, it’d be sort of nice to get an explanation for why Adam suddenly looks like Medusa or some shit.

there's nothing without love; nothing else but love can burn as bright, because nothing would be nothing without love. (--bon jovi)

And Shane says, "Dude, Brendon, at least get him to buy you dinner first!" and then laughs.

Brendon wants Spencer to overstimulate him, and Spencer thinks that's a pretty good plan.

Part 5 of the Figuring It Out series

It's just a regular weekend off from the recording studio for Brendon and Spencer.

Part 4 of the Figuring It Out series

Brendon wants to try this, until he doesn't.

For Kink Bingo, "smacking/slapping" square.

Part 3 of the Figuring It Out series

Brendon will be totally great at this oral sex thing, as soon as he finds a girl who will let him practice.

Part 5 of the Young Panic series

Spencer jokes about it and tries to be chill, but the lap dance is the last straw.

Spencer wants to fulfill Brendon's fantasies, but it isn't as easy as the things they both want.

For Kink Bingo, "verbal humiliation" square.

Part 2 of the Figuring It Out series

Ryan can't believe Spencer accidentally peed on him. But he also kind of can't stop thinking about it.

For Kink Bingo, "watersports" square.

Part 3 of the Young Panic series

Brendon is the king of tickling. Who knew that would be what finally won Ryan over?

For Kink Bingo, "tickling" square.

Part 1 of the Young Panic series