Spencer finds out that Brendon's nipples are wired straight to his dick. Oh exploitable.

Brendon visits him in rehab. He's the only one who does.

There are 17,508 islands in Indonesia, about 6,000 of which are inhabited. On August 31, 2008, returning from an Australian tour in the middle of the year's most violent storm to date, a plane carrying Panic at the Disco loses power, veers off course, and crashes into one of the remaining 11,508 islands. This is their story.

Werewolf AU! When it comes to relationships Brendon thought that the hardest part was getting the guy. Written for bandomstuffsit 2011.

Prompt: Bob (or Jon) is a Pegasus Galaxy native who gets rescued by faily scientists.

Dallon has a suggestion: Brendon and Spencer are both single at Christmas, so they should hook up with each other.

"You're like, I don't know, the way Super Mario is with those mushrooms, that's totally you and hugs."

Summary: In which Brendon goes after what he wants, Ryan is overwhelmed, Spencer hates his life until he doesn’t, boys are stupid and there are many thousand words of porn.

Spencer is not won over by Bob’s charms like everyone else in school.

Spencer thinks that two kids are enough. Ryan wants to marry Z, but is afraid she won't want to. They need each other to be brave.

There's a Sharpie on the kitchenette table, rolling gently back and forth with the motion of the bus. Spencer is tired and maybe a little punch-drunk on the sudden bout of insomnia that seems to have sprung up on him, and Brendon kind of sleeps like the dead.

Takes place the year after ’Tis the season.

Part 3 of the 'Tis the season series

“Bill,” he said, struggling to keep his eyes open and not just continue fucking William into the ground. “I think…I think pollination season’s started.”

Part 2 of the 'Tis the season series

“So,” Gabe said conversationally, sitting down next to him. “You got yourself knocked up.”

Part 1 of the 'Tis the season series

Sleepy band bbs in various states of adorableness as presented by Hermette.

If Spencer had met Vicky-T sooner, he might have been happy in New York.

Spencer's sitting cross-legged in the middle of the bed in a thin pair of sleep pants and one of Jon's old tour t-shirts. The baby's resting in the cradle of his folded legs, her head on his thigh, her tiny hands fisted in the air as Spencer feeds her from a bottle.

Brendon’s packed his clothes, his laptop, his guitar, and a calendar full of kinky gay events he wants to attend. College is going to be awesome.

there's nothing without love; nothing else but love can burn as bright, because nothing would be nothing without love. (--bon jovi)

And Shane says, "Dude, Brendon, at least get him to buy you dinner first!" and then laughs.

Brendon wants Spencer to overstimulate him, and Spencer thinks that's a pretty good plan.

Part 5 of the Figuring It Out series

It's just a regular weekend off from the recording studio for Brendon and Spencer.

Part 4 of the Figuring It Out series

Brendon wants to try this, until he doesn't.

For Kink Bingo, "smacking/slapping" square.

Part 3 of the Figuring It Out series

Brendon will be totally great at this oral sex thing, as soon as he finds a girl who will let him practice.

Part 5 of the Young Panic series

Spencer jokes about it and tries to be chill, but the lap dance is the last straw.

Spencer wants to fulfill Brendon's fantasies, but it isn't as easy as the things they both want.

For Kink Bingo, "verbal humiliation" square.

Part 2 of the Figuring It Out series

Ryan can't believe Spencer accidentally peed on him. But he also kind of can't stop thinking about it.

For Kink Bingo, "watersports" square.

Part 3 of the Young Panic series

Brendon is the king of tickling. Who knew that would be what finally won Ryan over?

For Kink Bingo, "tickling" square.

Part 1 of the Young Panic series

If Ian thanks Spencer one more time for helping sign The Cab, Spencer's going to have to find a way to shut him up.

For Kink Bingo, "Gags" square.

Part 2 of the Young Panic series
Part 1 of the Guitar and Drums series

Ian's been acting squirrelly, and Spencer's going to get to the bottom of it.

Part 2 of the Guitar and Drums series

Brendon always clears his plate. Spencer always notices. (Please see notes for additional content warnings.)

The whole thing fucking sucked, especially because he could clearly remember a time when he didn’t want to have sex with Brendon Urie.

Canon-based AU. On the surface, the summer of 2009 for Panic at the Disco! seems to be about getting their collective feet back underneath them as a band and showing the world a united front once more. But Spencer's relationship with Haley self-destructs even as everyone else he knows is happily settling down, and when tour ends he's already sold his condo and suddenly has nowhere to go. He moves in temporarily with Brendon and Sarah and things start to fall apart, even as it becomes obvious as to how they might be able to put themselves back together again.

Jon is fucking cursed: Every band he's in breaks up; everything he does goes wrong; everyone leaves him.

Brendon has to figure out how to be a lyricist. Spencer helps.

Brendon finds Adam's underwear drawer.

Sequal to More

"Don't you have experience with this kind of thing?" Adam asks.
"Dick?" Brendon asks, blinking. 

Sequel to Kiss and Tell

Summary: The invitation to Brendon’s wedding is stuck to his refrigerator with a magnet shaped like a brightly-coloured chicken. Ryan Ross is not in Panic! anymore. Ryan Ross is not doing much of anything right now.

Adam rests the tips of his fingers on the door, just above from Brendon's hip, and says, "I'm guessing that you don't kiss other boys in public."

Brendon nods, then says, "But this is good enough for me," and presses his palm to the side of Adam's neck, pulling him down.

Prequel to More

Spencer Smith pic and gif spam from Likeaglass. Lots of pretty, not as much info.

Nipples, biting, bruises and bruise-pressing, bloodplay, comeplay, marking, holding down, blow jobs, what the hell else do you need for a summary?

Summary: Pete probably shouldn't have told the world that Patrick Stump had no game, and he *definitely* shouldn't have told Panic at the Disco. When he overhears Patrick doing damage control by the most efficient and evil method, his brain veers straight into the gutter. In typical Pete fashion, he is totally unable to conceal his... distraction from Patrick, and as a result, ends up doing a lot of flailing, panting, and beelining towards his room. Because Patrick Stump is an evil mastermind, and he knows exactly how to make Pete admit the error of his ways.

All of a sudden, Ryan has all these feelings he's never had before -- regrets, wishes, desires, and an overwhelming sense that he's a fucking asshole, but no clue how to change, or what to change into.

"Spencer," Ryan says. "I am going to walk downstairs and I am going to tell your parents that you have a drug problem, and when they ask me why, I am going to very clearly and firmly tell them that you have been sitting up here telling me the reason I don't feel good in the morning is that you cried in front of me, for the first time ever, and your magical tears got me pregnant. Are you okay with that? You need to be okay with that."

The day Brendon nearly dies is the day he realises he might need a dom.

"It's all good," says Gerard, smiling. He gestures to his bandmates, introducing each one like Ryan doesn't obviously already know who they are. They all greet him politely except Mikey, who just holds up a hand in a half-assed wave.

He's the only one who makes lasting eye contact, though, like he actually gives enough of a shit to match Ryan's face to his name.

A funeral is really the wrong place to learn you've inherited a business.

Brendon really loves his band. Unfortunately, they all have amazing, hot boyfriends. AU.

Part 1 of the The Best Thing Since series

How Ryan Ross Learned To Shut Up And Love His Girlfriend's Band

Part 2 of the The Best Thing Since series

Brendon and Haley are the biggest gossips on tour, best known for their stealthy, ninja-like song-writing abilities.

Part 3 of the The Best Thing Since series

Summary: Brendon is surrounded by vampires. And not in a sexy or dangerous way, more like a “nobody else gets up before six in the evening so I have to do all the errands and yard work myself” way.

When he comes to, Bob has a mouthful of sand and blood, mixing to create a godawful paste in his mouth. He rolls to his side and spits, and retches, and when he finally manages to squint his eyes open to the harsh sunlight, the first thing he sees is the outline of one of Korse’s goons, tapping his ray gun against his gloved hand.

Companion piece to Keeping a Reflection of You in Hindsight

In which Brendon, a sea otter, has the Best Day Ever. Until it's not.

My Chemical Romance and Panic at the Disco are suddenly miniaturized. Brian and Zack have to deal.

At first, Brendon thought Spencer didn't like Bogart.
He was wrong.

Frank notices the place on a Thursday. It’s early, early morning with the sun barely beginning to rise. Late October is chilly and has Frank wishing for the warmth of his bed. But decking Billy Stewart for calling his friend a fag earned Frank a week of morning detentions.

Every day he texts Frank that he's dying a slow, painful death, and Frank always ignores him and sends him pics of Gerard's nostrils or dog shit or something. Frank's an asshole. He has no idea why they're friends, and Spencer misses him so much sometimes he feels like punching something that'll punch back.

College AU in which Spencer is a surprise virgin. Notfic in the extreme.

"I seem to have lost my clothes," Brendon says.

"How'd you do that?" The skinny one asks.

"I'm a time-traveler," Brendon says.

The first boy narrows his eyes and asks, "Don't they have clothes where you're from?"

It makes Zack feel pretty good, he can't lie. He's always in control, that's his job and that's what they pay him to do, but he hasn't exactly worked with people like Brendon and Spencer before, people who yield to him like they both do. The way that they both react to him make him feel kind of special. He covers it up and acts like it's normal and doesn't ever let on any of the ways in which it's different to every other job he's ever had, but it is. Not only that, but he's good at his job. Really fucking good. No one else can keep these guys in line the way that he can.

Prequel to Don't Stop Me Now

"Seriously," Dallon says, hotly, to Spencer though he's got his eyes fixed on Brendon's. "Don't you ever want to just tie home down and gag him?"

But it isn't like they've done it again, not even close. There was just that one night where they had sex, and it was fucking awesome - Zack isn't the kind of guy to beat himself up over shit like having sex with the people he was paid to protect. It's not like he fucked the guys over and left them with no security support or anything - but so far it was just that one night. One awesome hotel night with a fuck-ton of sex and Zack was, well, not content to leave it at that, but he was at least resigned to it just having been that one time.

Sequel to Everybody Get Up (We're Here To Get Down).

Brendon wakes up warm. Of all the things he remembers about that day, it was this one fact that always hit him first. He wakes up warm, and there’s sunlight streaking in through the windows, and the whole room smells like them and home.

Part 4 of the All Our Yesterdays: The Codas series

Total not!fic that can be summarized thusly: So I really want to write an epically long story about the Brendon and Ryan and Spencer and the breakup, where Brendon doesn't realize that Spencer wants to stay with him until Spencer's like, Ryan said we can keep the name, and Brendon's like, we??? and making melty heart eyes at Spencer

Brendon loves dogs and tries to get Spencer to sign his petition.

Maybe he wasn't ever supposed to say anything, but Spencer's never liked to ignore Brendon—never been able to, in all honesty—and here they are.

Standing for hours on a street corner in early morning January weather is really freaking cold. It’s the morning of the New York auditions for So You Think You Can Dance, and next to the long line of people waiting alongside Brendon, cars are rushing by, every now and then splashing sleet and water on an unlucky person.

Summary: The members of Panic! really should talk to each other more. (A straightforward GSF. Promise.)

"Come meet me at the mall after school tomorrow," Spencer says, all of a sudden. "Then we can come back to my place. And—you know."

"Practice," Brendon says lightly. He doesn't feel light.

"Practice," Spencer agrees, and for the briefest of moments, their gazes meet.

Or, alternatively, the working title for this fic: panties and lip gloss ii: revenge of the lip gloss.

Everyone has adorably useless superpowers. Otherwise, everything is pretty similar.

Spencer is having nightmares. Brendon just wants to fix it.

(Can be read stand-alone.)

Part 3 of the All Our Yesterdays: The Codas series

Summary: The third time Spencer comes home to find Brendon sat in the back garden with his feet in the pool, reading a soggy paperback and waiting for him, Spencer gives him a key to the house.
"Didn't you get that cut for Haley?" Ryan asks. Spencer just shrugs.
"She's not here that often anyway," he says.

"I'm telling you," Jon says, and clicks his tongue behind his teeth like a disappointed grandmother. "There's a whole other world out there, man. You need to expand your horizons a little."

"That's nice," Spencer says. It gives him a weird jolt in his stomach, to hear Jon spell it out like that. "Thank you for your concern. My sexuality is fine, thanks. It doesn't need your sympathy or your support."

"It might get you laid," Jon says.

"I get laid," Spencer says. "Sometimes."

"No, you don't," Jon says. "You think very hard about it, decide it isn't worth it, and then you go home and order Chinese."

Spencer isn't there the day that Brendon gets Bogart, but he gets a camera phone picture within the first hour of Bogart actually being Brendon's.

Truckstops and Statelines and boyfriends, etc.

Dallon's getting divorced and doesn't know what to feel. Ian might be able to help with that.

Sequel to The Dark Ocean Bottom. Brendon and Ryan come home. Spencer adapts, or tries to. Also featuring Ian, Dallon, and a whole lot of pining.

Part 2 of the Momentum Series

Brendon knows that this station is different from his home one, but he really didn't expect to run into a disoriented werewolf on his way out to the grocery store.

Let's talk about Brendon the sex worker who has had a terrible life and Spencer the...non-sex worker. The something or other who somehow comes into contact with Brendon and then they fall in love.

My father—one of them, anyway—didn’t really talk about his family much. It wasn’t a complete non-subject, because it would come up sometimes and in later years, my brother and I would ask, but whenever it came up, the most my father had to say on the subject was “They’re my family, not yours, M&M.”

(A scene from after All Our Yesterdays, in which Emily, twenty-two years later, has a few things to say about family, and love.)

Part 1 of the All Our Yesterdays: The Codas series

Spencer’s pretty good-natured about being left in the dark, right up until Brendon turns into the parking lot for the Southern Nevada Veterans Memorial Cemetery.

Set about a month after the end of All Our Yesterdays.

Part 2 of the All Our Yesterdays: The Codas series