"OH HAI! Blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly. This is the lolcat Bible Translation Project, a project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak. The Project started in July of 2007 and so far we have most of the Bible translated!"

From Genesis 1:

"1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.

5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1"

Scours twitter for rhyming lines

"“vampire diaries is the best show ever”
“I’m definitely delusional. But whatever.”
“don't know where it goes but it's only me, and I walk alone”
“i lost it at the moan™”
“Tomorrow is only Thursday I am sad lol”
“Mother should I build the wall”
“Going up the stairs is hard work for ma heart ”
“If life is a movie You're the best part.”
“Oh well. I'm still proud of this team. #Pens”
“My glasses have so many chips in the right lens ”"

"Think of them like Cliff's Notes for popular movies, except that Cliff is an asshole because he thinks your favorite movie sucks."

Mathgen is a program to randomly generate professional-looking mathematics papers, including theorems, proofs, equations, discussion, and references. It’s a fork of SCIgen, a program which generates random papers in computer science.

"It has been said by some that the thoughts and tweets of Deepak Chopra are indistinguishable from a set of profound sounding words put together in a random order, particularly the tweets tagged with "#cosmisconciousness". This site aims to test that claim! Each "quote" is generated from a list of words that can be found in Deepak Chopra's Twitter stream randomly stuck together in a sentence."

"Namaste. Do you want to sell a New Age product and/or service? Tired of coming up with meaningless copy for your starry-eyed customers? Want to join the ranks of bestselling self-help authors? We can help.

Just click and the truth will manifest"

"Posts generated by a Markov chain trained on the King James Bible, Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs, and some of Eric S. Raymond's writings Run by Michael Walker (barrucadu)."

"37:29 The righteous shall inherit the land, and leave it for an inheritance unto the children of Gad according to the number of steps that is linear in b."

A wizard emigrates from a fantasy realm to suburban Melbourne and tries to fit in after a rather unfortunate arrival. Comedy gold.

Dearest creature in creation / Study English pronunciation

Even planners need to have some fun sometimes... "CDRUSSTRATCOM CONPLAN 8888-11 COUNTER-ZOMBIE DOMINANCE OPERATIONS"

Veterans with too much time on their hands present "FM 999-4 COUNTER-ZOMBIE OPERATIONS: SQUAD AND PLATOON"

The title speaks for itself!

Home of the 5' metal chicken that will cut you

Lenny's third-eldest, Larissa, was just talking about this last week...

Annoying telemarketer calling? Lenny's third-eldest Larissa can help with that.

Gives the duffelblog a run for their money!

The first twitter page I've liked well enough to bookmark. Gems include "what would Burkowski do?"

My introduction to their writing was http://www.moonmontchronicle.com/supreme-court-rules-jcpenney-allowed-to-sacrifice-employees-to-appease-cthulhu.html

Insight and commentary on the fine art of library deselection, or "weeding"

Brilliant parody cover sheets for 'classified' information. Who knew the FAS had a sense of humor?

Stories by The Onion, as interpreted by Facebook. Comedy Gold!

Use this webpage in a public place. You know you want to...

A collaborative game of Dwarf Fortress... the epic tale of Boatmurdered is probably the funniest thing you will read about a roguelike.

Get some science up you! Frickin' awesome site about science. One of their stated goals is "To get people reading about science. Specifically, the type of person who would typically prefer to coat their erogenous zones in an accelerant and set it on fire."

"If Plan A is to take multiple .338 shots to the back, you really need to come up with a Plan B."

Very, very funny.

Hail Eris, full of mischief!

Archive of stuipd crimes and misdemeanors from across the US