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LOLcat Bible Translation Project
"OH HAI! Blessinz of teh Ceiling Cat be apwn yu, srsly. This is the lolcat Bible Translation Project, a project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak. The Project started in July of 2007 and so far we have most of the Bible translated!"

From Genesis 1:

"1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.

5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1"
bible  humor  memes 
15 days ago by loimprevisto
The Longest Poem In The World
Scours twitter for rhyming lines

"“vampire diaries is the best show ever”
“I’m definitely delusional. But whatever.”
“don't know where it goes but it's only me, and I walk alone”
“i lost it at the moan™”
“Tomorrow is only Thursday I am sad lol”
“Mother should I build the wall”
“Going up the stairs is hard work for ma heart ”
“If life is a movie You're the best part.”
“Oh well. I'm still proud of this team. #Pens”
“My glasses have so many chips in the right lens ”"
poetry  humor 
may 2018 by loimprevisto
The Editing Room
"Think of them like Cliff's Notes for popular movies, except that Cliff is an asshole because he thinks your favorite movie sucks."
humor  movies 
december 2017 by loimprevisto
Mathgen: Randomly generated mathematics research papers
Mathgen is a program to randomly generate professional-looking mathematics papers, including theorems, proofs, equations, discussion, and references. It’s a fork of SCIgen, a program which generates random papers in computer science.
math  humor 
december 2017 by loimprevisto
Random Deepak Chopra Quote Generator
"It has been said by some that the thoughts and tweets of Deepak Chopra are indistinguishable from a set of profound sounding words put together in a random order, particularly the tweets tagged with "#cosmisconciousness". This site aims to test that claim! Each "quote" is generated from a list of words that can be found in Deepak Chopra's Twitter stream randomly stuck together in a sentence."
november 2017 by loimprevisto
New Age Bullshit Generator
"Namaste. Do you want to sell a New Age product and/or service? Tired of coming up with meaningless copy for your starry-eyed customers? Want to join the ranks of bestselling self-help authors? We can help.

Just click and the truth will manifest"
november 2017 by loimprevisto
King James Programming
"Posts generated by a Markov chain trained on the King James Bible, Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs, and some of Eric S. Raymond's writings Run by Michael Walker (barrucadu)."

"37:29 The righteous shall inherit the land, and leave it for an inheritance unto the children of Gad according to the number of steps that is linear in b."
programming  humor 
october 2017 by loimprevisto
The Wizards of Aus
A wizard emigrates from a fantasy realm to suburban Melbourne and tries to fit in after a rather unfortunate arrival. Comedy gold.
video  spiffy  humor 
april 2016 by loimprevisto
Dearest creature in creation (English vocabulary poem)
Dearest creature in creation / Study English pronunciation
humor  poem  english 
august 2015 by loimprevisto
CONPLAN 8888-11
Even planners need to have some fun sometimes... "CDRUSSTRATCOM CONPLAN 8888-11 COUNTER-ZOMBIE DOMINANCE OPERATIONS"
military  zombie  humor 
may 2015 by loimprevisto
Field Manuals | Army Zombie Combat Command
Veterans with too much time on their hands present "FM 999-4 COUNTER-ZOMBIE OPERATIONS: SQUAD AND PLATOON"
zombie  humor  military 
may 2015 by loimprevisto
The Bloggess
Home of the 5' metal chicken that will cut you
blog  humor 
march 2015 by loimprevisto
PIONEERS - Lenny Is Back! | PBX in a Flash Forum
Lenny's third-eldest, Larissa, was just talking about this last week...
humor  voip 
january 2015 by loimprevisto
Annoying telemarketer calling? Lenny's third-eldest Larissa can help with that.
humor  voip  telemarketer 
august 2014 by loimprevisto
sayagainover | Military Themed Humor
Gives the duffelblog a run for their money!
military  humor 
july 2014 by loimprevisto
The Worst Muse (WorstMuse) on Twitter
The first twitter page I've liked well enough to bookmark. Gems include "what would Burkowski do?"
blog  writing  humor 
july 2014 by loimprevisto
Awful Library Books
Insight and commentary on the fine art of library deselection, or "weeding"
books  humor  blog  library 
may 2014 by loimprevisto
Fake / Funny Coversheets
Brilliant parody cover sheets for 'classified' information. Who knew the FAS had a sense of humor?
humor  government 
march 2014 by loimprevisto
Literally Unbelievable
Stories by The Onion, as interpreted by Facebook. Comedy Gold!
february 2014 by loimprevisto
Use this webpage in a public place. You know you want to...
humor  hacking 
february 2014 by loimprevisto
Dwarf Fortress - Boatmurdered
A collaborative game of Dwarf Fortress... the epic tale of Boatmurdered is probably the funniest thing you will read about a roguelike.
games  roguelike  humor 
november 2013 by loimprevisto
Get some science up you! Frickin' awesome site about science. One of their stated goals is "To get people reading about science. Specifically, the type of person who would typically prefer to coat their erogenous zones in an accelerant and set it on fire."
science  blog  humor 
august 2011 by loimprevisto
The Origin of Mall Ninjas
"If Plan A is to take multiple .338 shots to the back, you really need to come up with a Plan B."
humor  guns 
may 2011 by loimprevisto
Stupid criminals!
Archive of stuipd crimes and misdemeanors from across the US
law  humor 
april 2005 by loimprevisto

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