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"Here is a live kitten feed
Here is a live puppy feed
Here is a live penguin feed
Here is a live English Bulldog puppy feed
Here is a live parakeet feed
Here is a live sea otter feed
Here is a live panda feed
Here is a live calf feed
Here is a live chick feed
Here is a live sloth feed"
multispecies  livefeeds  animals  pandas  calves  cattle  cows  puppies  dogs  kittens  cats  penguins  parakeets  seaotters  otters  sloths 
december 2015 by robertogreco
Lost Sloth - The McSweeney's Store
Sloth’s phone rings and rings. He races across the room to answer the call, but he’s a sloth, "so it takes a while. The phone says he’s won an afternoon shopping spree! Can the sloth get to the store in time to claim his prize? Yes, but it’s going to take an impromptu zipline, a missed bus, a parkful of trees, an oblivious ice-cream vendor, a rainbow hang glider, and an out-of-control shopping cart to make it happen. As soon as the spree begins, the sloth crashes into a pillow display and falls asleep, exhausted from excitement. When he awakes, he finds himself the proud and happy owner of several fine new pillows. Mission accomplished."
sloths  animals  childrensbooks  2013  jottseibold  books  toread  childrensliterature 
february 2014 by robertogreco
collision detection: Scientists can't get sloth to move
"I particularly loved the title to the Associated Press story, which I cribbed above -- "Scientists can't get sloth to move" -- because it seemed like something plucked straight from The Onion."
animals  sloths  research  humor 
january 2007 by robertogreco

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