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Whoa There Cowboy - almaasi - Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]
If you're gonna jerk off, watch something you find sexy, Dean said. There's a dirty cowboy movie on TV, and that suits him perfectly. But he never expected that Cas would want to watch him.
supernatural  dean/castiel  first.time  almaasi  season13  missing.scene  kink  roleplay  humor  pwp 
5 weeks ago by southerly
need you - ShippingThings - Supergirl (TV 2015) [Archive of Our Own]
Have you ever thought about the fact that Kara’s awkward ass has probably accidentally sexted Lena, and not like “oh I sent this to the wrong person accident” awkward but “I didn’t realize how what I said sounded” awkward?

Well that's what this is.

(Don't worry, the awkwardness pays off)
Supergirl  Kara/Lena  first.time  ShippingThings  humor  kink  lingerie  pwp 
6 weeks ago by southerly
Offline - SailorChibi - The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
The problem with flirting online is that eventually it moves into real life. And Tony is pretty sure that the real life version just isn't going to measure up.
marvel  avengers  mcu  Steve/Tony/Bucky  UST  SailorChibi  au  au:mundane  humor 
6 weeks ago by southerly
Play Me a Love Song, J - NarutoRox - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
In which JARVIS decides to play matchmaker, and Bucky and Tony find their song.

From this prompt:
Practical jokes abound. Latest is Jarvis plays theme songs every time one enters the room. James really would like AC/DC's TNT to be his hoping to get Tony to notice him. Instead it's all sappy sweet love or sexy songs. Jarvis playing matchmaker.
marvel  avengers  mcu  Tony/Bucky  first.time  NarutoRox  humor  pining  matchmaking 
7 weeks ago by southerly
Bad Days - NotEvenCloseToStraight - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Prompt: Bucky likes Tony, but is too scared to tell him. What he doesn't know is that every time he has a "winter soldier" moment, he is constantly protecting tony and not letting anyone near him, so tony already knows that Bucky likes him ("genius, remember?"). Bucky finally gets up the courage to talk to Tony, only for Tony to tell him what's been going on and he's been waiting for Bucky to be comfortable enough to actually tell him. Happy ending!
marvel  avengers  mcu  Tony/Bucky  first.time  NotEvenCloseToStraight  humor 
11 weeks ago by southerly
Savor the Flavor - tisfan - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
When Bucky finds a new product, he has to buy one of each, just to see what he likes...

When this turns out to be Iron Man branded lip balm... well, Bucky likes it all.
marvel  avengers  mcu  Tony/Bucky  first.time  tisfan  humor 
12 weeks ago by southerly
50 Ways to Woo Your Lover - tisfan - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Bucky has no idea how romance works in the modern era, but he does know one thing; he'll do anything to win the heart of one Tony Stark...
marvel  avengers  mcu  Tony/Bucky  first.time  tisfan  date  humor 
october 2017 by southerly
Kiss Me Thru The Phone - 27dragons, tisfan - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Trolling Steve seems like a good idea, right up until Bucky's really, really into the pretend phone sex...

But... seems like maybe Tony's into it, too...
marvel  avengers  mcu  Tony/Bucky  first.time  27dragons  tisfan  kink  phone.sex  humor 
october 2017 by southerly
Falling for It - tisfan - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Imagine Tony and Bucky blog Anonymous asks: Hi! Imagine Bucky combining his humor and protectiveness in pranks to get Tony's attention. He's initially indirect because he's new, but he's emboldened gradually! Nothing mean or destructive, just little surprises that are actually gifts or attention. Tony pranks back, but each action hides another goal, to give Bucky opportunities to bond with the Avengers (because he's a genius like that). Extra love for progressively overt flirting to smut. And supportive borderline embarrassed friends
marvel  avengers  mcu  Tony/Bucky  first.time  tisfan  hurt/comfort  humor  pranks 
october 2017 by southerly
Subject to PunTax - tisfan - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Combined these two prompts

My favorite OTP headcanon rn is for Person A to be really annoyed like, “Whatever, suck my dick” and for Person B to kneel unflinchingly and pull Person A’s pants down. Bucky is Person A and Tony and Person B.

found this post absolutely hilarious when i thought of Tony and Bucky: “Every time you raise your hand to answer a question in lecture you manage to work a pun in somewhere, and NO ONE ever notices except me. Everyone thinks I’m crazy because I’m always laughing for ‘no reason’ and lately you’ve taken to winking at me every time you drop a joke. I have had ENOUGH I will fucking fight you right in front of the whole class."
marvel  avengers  mcu  Tony/Bucky  first.time  tisfan  au  au:mundane  academic!au  college  humor  wip 
october 2017 by southerly
Going Down - orbingarrow - Iron Man - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
When Clint gets nabbed by the Tracksuit Mafia, Bucky and Tony are the only two Avengers available for a rescue op. It's a shitshow from the start. Tony can't call the suit, Bucky's arm is compromised, and Clint's contribution mostly involves him humming the soundtrack to some 70s porn and making snarky comments from his wall.

Unapologetic fluff, BAMF Bucky and for once Clint Barton has the right idea from the start.
marvel  avengers  mcu  616  Tony/Bucky  first.time  orbingarrow  captured  humor 
september 2017 by southerly
Je Ne Sais Quoi - tisfan - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Bucky speaks a lot of languages... and he's particularly fluent whenever Tony's around.

Tony... understands a lot of languages. And lies like a cheap rug.
marvel  avengers  mcu  Tony/Bucky  first.time  tisfan  humor 
september 2017 by southerly
A Fool's Game - sitrusky - Spider-Man - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
The Parkers' new neighbor is handsome, nice, funny... and spends an awful lot of time with Aunt May? There's no way Wade Wilson is becoming Peter's new uncle. Not on Peter's watch.

Or the one in which Peter is a sleep-deprived college student who jumps too fast at conclusions, and Wade thinks he's doing a good job at flirting with Peter (he isn't).
marvel  Spider-Man  Deadpool  Wade/Peter  first.time  sitrusky  au  au:total  au:mundane  pining  humor  neighbors 
september 2017 by southerly
look at your life, look at your choices - nightwalker - The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Steve was aware that his tone was rapidly leaving “hushed whisper” in the dust and careening straight into the territory of “frantic wail” but it was either shatter Bucky’s eardrums or die right there in his cubicle of a heart attack.
marvel  avengers  Steve/Tony  first.time  nightwalker  au  au:total  au:mundane  humor 
july 2017 by southerly
Main Menu - FestiveFerret - Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Press Start:
Steve's favourite activity was blowing up a teammate, usually Tony, with a distressing amount of delight for a national icon.

Press Pause:
Of course, their new relationship also meant that “playing dirty” took on a whole new meaning.
And Steve played so dirty.
marvel  avengers  mcu  Steve/Tony  first.time  FestiveFerret  humor  pining 
july 2017 by southerly
Snakeshark! - Sidney Sussex (SidneySussex) - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Don't go into the water" is pretty good advice.
... That is, if the shark can't come out of the water.
marvel  avengers  mcu  Clint/Coulson  UST  SidneySussex  au  au:mirror  cliché  humor 
july 2017 by southerly
What Lies Behind - kdm103020, xinsomniac1101x (xCapsiclexShellheadx) - The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
Four months after the Battle of New York, Steve Rogers still hasn't managed to find his footing. The new century is strange and upsetting, and he appears to have no purpose in it. But when SHIELD sends him to liaise with the director of Stark Industries, his life starts to change in ways he could never imagine.

Or, the MCU-rooted AU, in which Steve and Tony both still maintain their secret identities.
marvel  avengers  mcu  Steve/Tony  kdm103020  xinsomniac1101x  post-movie  identity.porn  pining  date  humor  favorite  ★★★★ 
june 2017 by southerly
My Scrumpty Pumpty Dragon Fruit Pie - Lumelle - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
When McGonagall insists that Harry and Malfoy should not call each other by last names anymore to promote house unity, they find a way around it. At some point, though, things get sidetracked.
harrypotter  Harry/Draco  first.time  Lumelle  post-canon  what.epilogue?  HogwartsEighthYear  humor 
june 2017 by southerly
Bound - QianLan - Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
It’s supposed to be a simple recon mission, but then Poe and Finn wake up handcuffed to each other with the First Order in hot pursuit.

While they evade Stormtroopers, the universe is going to force them to pretend to be married, to share a bed, and to huddle for warmth, among other things--seems the universe ships it and is ready for these two idiots to just get together already.
StarWars  EpisodeVII  Finn/Poe  first.time  QianLan  post-movie  pining  handcuffed.together  pretending  Canadian.shack  humor  amnesia 
may 2017 by southerly
That Spin I'm In - Werelibrarian, poisonivory - Daredevil (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
"What does that mean?" Matt asks Strange.

"Well, that depends," Strange says, unfolding his legs and letting his feet touch the floor again. Matt gets the distinct impression Strange is hedging. "Are you currently suffering heartbreak?"

Matt very carefully doesn't think about Elektra. Or Karen. Or Foggy. "Let's leave my personal life out of this."

Strange clears his throat. "Yes, well, that option may no longer be on the table."

Matt really hates magic.
marvel  Daredevil  Defenders  mcu  Matt/Foggy  first.time  poisonivory  Werelibrarian  love.spell  humor  pining  pining.for.years  season2  post-season 
april 2017 by southerly
Stick With Me, Baby, I’m the Fella You Came in With - Annie D (scaramouche) - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
During the final battle with Ultron, Tony kisses Steve for the first time. Afterward, he makes it clear to Steve that he was just running on adrenaline and not thinking clearly. Steve seems to accept it, but the kiss nudges open a door of possibilities, and the situation escalates.
marvel  avengers  mcu  AoU  Steve/Tony  first.time  AnnieD  au  au:branching  humor  favorite  ★★★★ 
april 2017 by southerly
Bluntness is a Virtue - Hawkens - Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) [Archive of Our Own]
Drax doesn't beat around the bush with anything. Not his feelings, nor his urges.
I want Drax propositioning someone in such an unbelievably forward and foul-mouthed way that it completely overwhelms them. Bonus points if he has absolutely no idea how lewd he is.
marvel  Guardians  mcu  Drax/Peter  first.time  Hawkens  kink  humor 
april 2017 by southerly
fooled around and fell in love - lucymonster - Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Intergalactic flirting for dummies.

Or: five times Peter tries to charm Drax, plus one time it actually sort of works.
marvel  Guardians  mcu  Drax/Peter  first.time  lucymonster  #things  date  humor 
april 2017 by southerly
Lay That Heavy Trick On Me - DangerousCommieSubversive - Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
The Guardians take a job robbing an expensive resort, and their floorplans indicate that the best access point to get to where they need to be is in the honeymoon suite. Which means that two of them need to play like they're married.

Peter's not quite sure why he has to be one of the lucky newlyweds. Drax doesn't understand subterfuge. Gamora just keeps laughing at them and it's terrible.
marvel  Guardians  mcu  Drax/Peter  first.time  DangerousCommieSubversive  undercover  pretending  humor 
april 2017 by southerly
I don't know how to say no to this (2017 edition) - TuppingLiberty - Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
Fresh 2017 edition for my ongoing tumblr prompts and so forth. Short ficlets in various AUs or canonverse for Stormpilot.

Chapter 1: Rated T: I accidentally sent my boss a dick pic!
Chapter 2: Rated E: Dom/Transmasculine Poe piles some lovin' on Transmasculine Finn
StarWars  Finn/Poe  first.time  established  TuppingLiberty  au  au:total  au:mundane  modern  humor  pwp  trans!character  unread 
march 2017 by southerly
The Heavens Tumble, Darling, and I'm— - ChibiSquirt - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
For most of Steve’s life, he’d been certain he was going to meet his soulmate by pissing him off. (Almost certainly a him, although the occasion of the WACs did cause Steve’s heart to stutter for more reasons than just the look of a girl in uniform.) He was sure that the conversation would go something like—

“Something something (probably something sassy), Mr. Soulmate.”

“Captain,” Capt. Soulmate would correct him.

Because that was all it said: Just “CAPTAIN”, all caps, no punctuation, in dark block letters that looked simultaneously angry and precise. So he could probably be forgiven for assuming that it was a correction for a misapplied form of address; after all, it couldn’t be someone addressing him as Captain, could it?

Aha.

Ahahahaha.

Life was very funny.
marvel  avengers  mcu  Steve/Tony  first.time  ChibiSquirt  au  au:mirror  soulmate!au  pining  humor 
march 2017 by southerly
Welcome To Being a Fugitive - flawedamythyst - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
It took Clint a second to realise that meant that whatever he said next was inscribed somewhere on Barnes's body, and had been his whole life. Aw man, that was a lot of pressure.

Bucky says Clint's words as they escape from The Raft. Clint doesn't know what to say in return.
marvel  avengers  Bucky/Clint  first.time  flawedamythyst  au  au:mirror  soulmate!au  humor 
march 2017 by southerly
Matchmaker, Matchmaker (Or A.I.M. Tries Matchmaking) - inukagome15 - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Fed up with the rampant destruction Iron Man wreaks on A.I.M. and the outrageous flirting between Iron Man and Captain America, M.O.D.O.C. decides that the only way to deal with them is to set them up in a romantic relationship. The plan is flawless, after all.
marvel  avengers  MA:A  Steve/Tony  first.time  inukagome15  identity.porn  matchmaking  humor  captured  trapped 
february 2017 by southerly
Highly Questionable - shrift - Almost Human [Archive of Our Own]
"Did you get a full charge last night? Because your colloquialism program is being a dick."
AlmostHuman  Dorian/John  UST  Shrift  undercover  pretending  humor  Yuletide 
january 2017 by southerly
Comparison Chart - Marie_L - Almost Human [Archive of Our Own]
Stuck together on a stakeout, Paul and Kennex compare partner notes. Little do they know Dorian and MX-43 are doing the same.
AlmostHuman  Dorian/John  established  Marie_L  humor  other.ships  Yuletide 
january 2017 by southerly
Talk Dirty To Me - Finely Honed (jaqen_hgar) - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Imagine Bucky is smitten with Tony at first sight but Tony's not single. Bucky copes by telling Natasha about all the dirty things he wants to do to Tony in Russian. After Tony's dumped, Bucky still talks about him in Russian only now it's half dirty and half romantic. Natasha finally gets fed up with the morons and says something to Tony in Russian, who replies back (in front of Bucky), because oops, he's fluent and understood all the conversations before. AND Bucky and Natasha talking in Russian about how much Bucky loooves Tony without realizing that Tony speaks Russian as well.

Love at first sight was fairy tale nonsense, and not something Bucky believed in, but lust at first sight? That was straight up primal, and not to be ignored. If given a chance, he would have acted upon it, and how. Except, that didn’t seem likely to happen, as the target of his newfound desire was very much taken.
marvel  avengers  mcu  Tony/Bucky  first.time  jaqen_hgar  canon.ships  pining  clueless  matchmaking  humor 
november 2016 by southerly
Shameless - Finely Honed (jaqen_hgar) - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Prompt: imagine Tony and Bucky flirting everywhere, in the tower, out fighting random bad guy of the day over the coms, even out in public. it started as a game to see who could get the other to blush or fluster first but it dissolved into shameless flirting quickly. eventually it's Bucky who cracks first, pushing Tony up against a wall, kissing the living daylights out of him and using that super soldier strength to pick Tony up to hold against the wall. bonus if Clint walks in on them.

Tony isn’t actually sure which of them starts it—he’d like to take credit, but if he’s learned anything it’s that Barnes is by no means a wilting flower. Besides, the start doesn’t matter as much as figuring out who’s going to actually finish it.
marvel  avengers  mcu  Tony/Bucky  first.time  jaqen_hgar  humor 
november 2016 by southerly
Debriefing in Tony's car - MakikoIgami - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
People are usually surprised how agile Captain America is, despite the bulk of his muscles, his sheer height and weight.
Likewise, people were usually not so surprised that Iron Man wasn't so agile on the ground and close combat. He usually excelled at air combat and elaborate and - admittedly - flashy maneuvers that took him out of the enemy's range.
However, the roles were pretty reversed when it came to Steve Rogers and Tony Stark in the confines of a car
marvel  avengers  mcu  Steve/Tony  established  MakikoIgami  kink  sex.in.a.public.location  car!sex  humor  pwp 
november 2016 by southerly
Sugar in It - RadiatorfromSpace - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Kevin believes Loki Laufeyson is a ghost. Loki, jokingly, tells him he's the only one in the universe who can dispatch his vagrant specter.

Kevin believes that, too.
marvel  avengers  mcu  Ghostbusters  Loki/Kevin  first.time  pwp  kink  bdsm  d/s  crossover  humor 
november 2016 by southerly
The Observer Effect - Ishmael - The Flash (TV 2014) [Archive of Our Own]
"Since you got your powers, you've—" Cisco trails off, waving his hands vaguely.
"What?"
Cisco raises his eyebrows and waves his hands more pointedly toward his crotch.
Barry feels his face heating up. "Cisco!"
"I'm asking for science, dude!"
DC  CWDCverse  TheFlash  Barry/Cisco  first.time  Ishmael  season1  humor 
november 2016 by southerly
The Brotastic Adventures Of The Avengers And The Long Suffering Foggy Nelson - cosmicocean - Daredevil (TV), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Where Foggy accidentally becomes bros with the Avengers, Foggy and Matt talk it out, and the Avengers and Matt don't seem to grasp the concept that the "s" in "friends" is there for a reason.
marvel  Daredevil  avengers  Matt/Foggy  first.time  cosmicocean  humor  hurt/comfort  jealousy  pining 
october 2016 by southerly
Stiles Stilinski, Boyfriend Extraordinaire - MereLoup - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Stiles never imagined he’d be in Derek’s kitchen cooking a surprise dinner with Derek’s family while they waited for Derek to get home from work.

Partly because their visit was a complete surprise.

But mostly because Stiles didn’t have a boyfriend.

Or even know who Derek was.

But he’d already come this far and Papa didn’t raise no quitter!
TeenWolf  Derek/Stiles  first.time  MereLoup  au  au:mirror  au:mundane  pretending  humor  favorite  ★★★★ 
september 2016 by southerly
played for fools - fantalaimon - The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
It’s a slow dance, so they wrap their arms around each other and sway while making their very best doe eyes.

“I think we’re doing a really great job,” Steve says, voice barely a whisper.

“Me too,” Tony says. “We’re amazing actors.”
marvel  avengers  Steve/Tony  UST  fantalaimon  pretending  humor 
august 2016 by southerly
Harder/Better/Faster/Stronger - paperclipbitch - Marvel 616 [Archive of Our Own]
Kate didn’t get a medal, which is fine, Clint says he didn’t get a medal his first Olympics either.

She’d be more reassured if half of Clint’s hobbies didn’t involve day drinking and his copious collection of exes, and if he weren’t currently hiding his dog in her room in the athletes’ village.
marvel  YoungAvengers  616  Kate/America  first.time  paperclipbitch  au  au:total  au:mundane  OlympicAU  humor 
august 2016 by southerly
Inconveniences Rightly Considered - susanowa (panickyintheuk) - Marvel Adventures (Comics), Marvel Adventures: Avengers, Marvel Adventures: Iron Man [Archive of Our Own]
A series of adventures, inconveniences and embarrassments in the lives of the Avengers, with a particular focus on Steve Rogers and Tony Stark.

The Assvengers vs. The Moneyman (starring Henry Wellhung):
Peter finds something interesting on reddit and decides to share it with the group. Cap thinks it's disrespectful to poor Mr Stark. Iron Man doesn't seem to be too worried, though. OR, the Avengers watch porn of themselves (and Tony!).

Feeling Like a Schoolboy:
It's Mr Stark's birthday! Iron Man asks Steve for a favor.

The Clinging Vine:
Mr S sends flowers! Everything goes wrong! This summary is misleading!

The Hard Knock Life:
Tony returns from an unscheduled off-grid vacation. Everyone was worried sick! Iron Man has some explaining to do.

A Sharper Image:
Tony needs a date for an event. Jan knows just the person! But what the hell is Steve's problem?

The Real You:
Steve and Tony bump into Jess Drew on their way to lunch. Tony makes a Heartfelt Speech. Steve tries to have an Important Conversation.

Baby, It's You:
Iron Man has an announcement!
marvel  avengers  MA:A  Steve/Tony  first.time  susanowa  humor  pining  identity.porn  ntr  unfinished.series 
august 2016 by southerly
Newts - astolat - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]
“I’m twenty-eight!” Harry said. “I’ve been an Auror for ten years! You want me to go back to Hogwarts now?"
harrypotter  Harry/Draco  first.time  astolat  post-canon  what.epilogue?  humor 
july 2016 by southerly
Re(a)d All Over - MusicalLuna, brandnewfashion - The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Contrary to popular belief, Tony Stark can blush.

It just takes Steve getting drunk on some magical Asgardian mead for it to finally happen.
marvel  avengers  mcu  Steve/Tony  first.time  MusicalLuna  brandnewfashion  humor  matchmaking  magic 
june 2016 by southerly
Stark in Shining Armor - Kylie - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
"Tony was not going to Wakanda, he just wasn't, virgin sacrifices or not!"

Post-Civil War.
marvel  avengers  mcu  Steve/Tony  first.time  Kylie  matchmaking  pining  humor 
may 2016 by southerly
Cold is Just the Absence of Heat - niennavalier - The Flash (TV 2014) [Archive of Our Own]
Barry Allen finds himself working with Leonard Snart to take down the latest meta of the week. Too bad fighting a telekinetic has its own complications, and the two ultimately find themselves in a...compromising position, to put it lightly.

Well, at least the meta getting away was good for something.
DC  CWDCverse  TheFlash  LegendsofTomorrow  Barry/Len  first.time  niennavalier  humor  matchmaking 
may 2016 by southerly
Who's Scruffy Looking? - JenTheSweetie - The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“I don’t know,” Steve said, after Tony finished a six-minute ode to The Dude’s beard. “I mean, I’m not really a fan of beards.”

Tony gave Steve a look of such horror that Steve almost wondered if he’d misspoken and casually mentioned that he’d been tossing puppies off the top floor of Stark Tower.

“You’re not,” he said, “a fan of beards? I mean – but you like my beard.”

Steve tilted his head. “Uh. No, not really a fan of yours, either.”
marvel  avengers  mcu  Steve/Tony  first.time  JenTheSweetie  humor 
april 2016 by southerly
The First Annual 3-Team Holiday Party (aka Leonard regrets his life choices) - kesomon - The Flash (TV 2014) [Archive of Our Own]
In the end, the first annual Legends-Flash-Arrow crew holiday party could be blamed on Sara.

Or, Leonard makes poor life decisions, contemplates homicide, and comes to some uncomfortable realizations. And there is singing.
DC  CWDCverse  TheFlash  LegendsofTomorrow  Barry/Len  UST  kesomon  holiday  humor 
april 2016 by southerly
The Jar - Sineala - Marvel (Comics), Marvel Adventures: Avengers [Archive of Our Own]
The Avengers are ridiculously competitive people, and what starts out as a silly late-night team discussion quickly becomes a contest: their names. Not the code names -- the nicknames. Who can go the longest without using them? They pledge to spend a week not nicknaming each other, and they'll pay up every time they mess up. This hits Tony the hardest, and not just financially. Tony's got a lot of nicknames for everyone, but most of all for Steve -- and when Tony can't use the names he's already got, the names he uses reveal feelings he had no idea he had.
marvel  avengers  616  Steve/Tony  first.time  Sineala  humor 
march 2016 by southerly
falling (for you) - NewEyes - The Flash (TV 2014) [Archive of Our Own]
He wondered why he had tripped, and then looked down at the ground. It was barely visible, but there was a thin trip wire stretched across the corridor.

“What the hell….?” he muttered.

“Having fun there Flash?” Came a voice from the nearest cell door. Barry knew that voice. He turned and saw Leonard Snart smirking at him from behind the cell door.
DC  CWDCverse  TheFlash  Barry/Len  first.time  NewEyes  season2  humor 
march 2016 by southerly
The valentine debacle - Captain_Snark - The Flash (TV 2014) [Archive of Our Own]
Valentine puns and regrets:
Leonard Snart is not big on Valentine. Except for the puns that are literally everywhere. When he spots a Valentine card with the perfect Flash pun, he just can't help himself.

The consequences of badly thought out valentine cards:
Barry should know by now he can't keep secrets. Iris and Cisco are determined to find out just who sent Barry a valentine's card. Barry's determined to take it to his grave. Things have a way to not go as Barry plans them.
In which everyone wants to know. Barry knows. Len knows. Lisa knows. And valentine cards should probably not cause this much trouble.

Healthy interests lead to meddling sisters:
After everyone finds out Barry's 'secret admirer' is actually Leonard Snart, aka Captain Cold, the person who kidnapped half of them, Barry has a lot of explaining to do. Of course that means everyone also finds out Barry gave Cold a valentine's card.
In which Barry gets interrogated (or more like scolded on why this is all a bad idea) and Len's phone gets stolen.
DC  CWDCverse  TheFlash  Barry/Len  UST  Captain_Snark  season2  humor 
february 2016 by southerly
Pink Drinks and Pick-Up Lines - Frea_O - Arrow (TV 2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Reeling from being stood up on a blind date, Felicity sort of accidentally hits on the brooding guy on the barstool next to hers and adventures ensue.
date  CWDCverse  Arrow  Oliver/Felicity  first.time  Frea_O  au  au:mirror  humor 
february 2016 by southerly
One Can't Kiss But Toucan - poisonivory - Daredevil (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Matt doesn't get why "Skipper Foggy" is the hottest attraction at Disneyland - until he hears him in action.
marvel  Daredevil  mcu  Matt/Foggy  UST  poisonivory  au  au:mirror  humor 
january 2016 by southerly
Coupling - Mamalazzer - Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
Everyone on the base thinks Finn is dating Poe, which is pretty frustrating for Finn himself because really, chance would be a fine thing.

Featuring insane pilots, an all-knowing Rey and Admiral Ackbar's impressive gills.
StarWars  EpisodeVII  Finn/Poe  first.time  Mamalazzer  post-canon  roommates  pining  clueless  humor 
january 2016 by southerly
Well That's Awkward - AntaresofJuly - The Flash (TV 2014) [Archive of Our Own]
How the citizens of Central City got their eyefuls of superhero/villain flirtation. Also, I suck at naming.
DC  CWDCverse  TheFlash  Barry/Len  first.time  AntaresofJuly  _made.them.do.it  humor 
december 2015 by southerly
How to Date an Angel in 12 Easy Steps - fourthduckling - Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]
It's not that hard to date an angel. All Dean has to do is fight off hordes of vampires, research gay porn, get sucked into a crappy Narnia, endure Sam's comments, creep out on Dr. Sexy, get harassed -- oh, and that's right-- figure out he's into Cas. Easy, right?
supernatural  dean/castiel  first.time  fourthduckling  season8  pining  clueless  matchmaking  humor 
december 2015 by southerly
Mistaken Apartments - LiselleVelvet - The Flash (TV 2014) [Archive of Our Own]
That’s why he’s so incredibly not impressed when the sound of someone falling through his bedroom window forced him awake less than an hour later. Seriously. His luck sucked sometimes. Was sleep really too much to ask for?
Whoever the guy is, he’s drunk, barely crashing into Barry’s bed before passing out. Thankfully his superspeed keeps him from being pinned under…oh, for real?!
DC  CWDCverse  TheFlash  Barry/Len  UST  LiselleVelvet  season2  humor  unfinished.series 
november 2015 by southerly
Barry Versus Guyliner (a love story) - WacheyPena - The Flash (TV 2014) [Archive of Our Own]
Iris just wanted to test out her new eyeliner. It wasn't her fault the speedster forgot he had it on.
DC  CWDCverse  TheFlash  Barry/Len  first.time  WacheyPena  season1  post-season  humor 
october 2015 by southerly
He's a Beast - faeleverte - The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
“The one-l lama,
He's a priest;
The two-l llama,
He's a beast.”

Clint hopes the poem holds true for two-ll Phillips, too.
marvel  avengers  mcu  Clint/Coulson  first.time  faeleverte  pining  pining.for.years  humor 
september 2015 by southerly
put another x on the calendar - Drownedinlight - The Flash (TV 2014), Arrow (TV 2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Barry gets volun-told into doing a stud calendar for the annual CCPD fundraiser. The results have some interesting repercussions.
DC  CWDCverse  TheFlash  Barry/Len  first.time  Drownedinlight  humor 
september 2015 by southerly
Temperamental Love - Crimson1 - The Flash (TV 2014) [Archive of Our Own]
Now that Team Flash and the Rogues are in a tenuous truce, Cisco explains some tweaks to Lisa's gold gun to her, while trying to ignore her advances. He promised Barry he wouldn't give in until the Rogues proved their loyalty this time! Whether or not Barry is holding to the same pact is another story.
DC  CWDCverse  TheFlash  Cisco/Lisa  first.time  Crimson1  Barry/Len  humor  LegendsofTomorrow 
september 2015 by southerly
Unexpected Ink - Crimson1 - The Flash (TV 2014) [Archive of Our Own]
After a rough night, Barry discovers that Len has a bullet wound he'd been ignoring and proceeds to tend to it, only to discover that his boyfriend has a hidden tattoo among his designs that is too funny to keep to himself.
DC  CWDCverse  TheFlash  Barry/Len  established  Crimson1  humor  hurt/comfort 
september 2015 by southerly
The One In Which Derek's Dick Disappears - bleep0bleep - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Derek wakes up one afternoon without a particular appendage.

Stiles thinks someone left a very realistic looking dildo in his bed.
TeenWolf  bleep0bleep  Derek/Stiles  first.time  humor 
august 2015 by southerly
Sweater Thief - bealeciphers - The Flash (TV 2014), The Flash (Comics) [Archive of Our Own]
Len keeps taking Barry's things, and Barry thinks Len has kleptomania.

a drabble originally posted on my tumblr, coldflashcw
bealeciphers  CWDCverse  TheFlash  Barry/Len  established  humor 
august 2015 by southerly
Love is...You Know The Rest - RainyForecast - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Wherein Erica sets Stiles up on a blind date, things go awry, and Derek just meant to treat himself to a nice, quiet dinner out.

For Fatal_mystique, because she ask for a ficlet from this Tumblr prompt:

"you’re supposed to be on a blind date with someone but you sat down at the wrong table and i haven’t been able to get a word in edgewise to tell you that and it’s been thirty minutes” au
TeenWolf  Derek/Stiles  first.time  RainyForecast  au  avengers  au:mundane  date  humor 
july 2015 by southerly
i need a hero (but not that one) - Honora - The Flash (TV 2014) [Archive of Our Own]
ditched at the heist:
Crime fighting isn’t a company, and Barry isn’t anyone’s boss, but it’s possible he’s letting the interns do some of his work for him.
In which Barry Allen outsources his heroic activities (and interpersonal commitments) and feelings get hurt dignities are offended.

hitched at the date:
Barry didn't think Cold was serious about the date thing.
Barry makes a lot of mistakes.
TheFlash  Barry/Len  UST  Honora  jealousy  possessiveness  humor  DC  CWDCverse  unfinished.series 
june 2015 by southerly
Tumbling Together - RedHead - The Flash (TV 2014) [Archive of Our Own]
When Barry and Len discover that they’ve accidentally become neighbors, they learn to navigate their new living situation amongst misunderstandings and a surprising amount of common ground.

AKA the fun-as-it-comes Neighbors!AU which turns into a Pretend Relationship!AU filled with tropes, hijinks, and some vague notion of a plot.
TheFlash  RedHead  humor  Barry/Len  DC  CWDCverse  pretending  favorite  first.time  season1  post-season  pining  matchmaking  angst  hurt/comfort  ★★★★★ 
june 2015 by southerly
Agent and Hawkeye's Epic Romance - potentiality_26 - The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
‘Odd’ being such an expansive term, Tony had honestly expected Jarvis to produce an explanation for Barton’s behavior to the effect of, ‘He only likes to sleep in trees or on the roofs of very tall buildings’ instead of what he eventually found: paperwork.

Spousal paperwork, because apparently SHIELD had stock forms for handler/agent weddings, a notion that, frankly, horrified Tony.

Tony is just trying to build a supportive workplace. Really.
marvel  avengers  mcu  Clint/Coulson  first.time  potentiality_26  matchmaking  pining  pining.for.years  married  humor 
march 2015 by southerly
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