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Kitty Kitty Korea, My thoughts on Korean Kocks...
My thoughts on Korean Kocks…

I have seen a lot of penis in Korea.

So, let me give you the truth. Are you ready for some realtalkmotherfuckingtruelifeshit?? (And some t-errible writing skillz? And the word penis X500?)

Then, let’s get it!

Warning: This post contains sexual content and is meant for you hos that are ages 18+.

They really do come in all sizes, shapes, and colors.

I’ve experienced the really small. Not very much fun.

To the oh-my-fucking-god-this-is-the-most-glorious-piece-of-hardware-I-have-ever-seen. Some Korean men are blessed with truly beautiful peens. Yum.

And then there is everything in between.

Korean dicks are like any other kind of dicks - just like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re going to get.

However….I will tell you what I’ve experienced with a pr-etty significant sample size.

Let’s start with what’s going on around the johnson.

Most Korean men have very little body hair but their bush is usually out of control. With my numbers, only about 10% did any kind of grooming. However, out of that 10%, one of those was a Korean-American who was uncircumcised and was completely shaved. That was bizarre. There was another guy who had obviously been recently groomed and he told me that he “was model for brazillian waxing for friend”. lolz Okaaaaaaay.

I have yet to be with a Korean guy who has body odor down there. Their junk never smells bad. It’s awesome. (TMI: I will occasionally eat ass if a guy asks me to. No smell! None. Amazing.)

Moving on to the aesthetics of Korean peen.

I was surprised by the coloring on some dude’s junk. I just expected that most would generally be the same color. However, I’ve seen a lot of guys who have a visible line starting about an inch from the head of their penis. Usually, the rest of the shaft is much darker beneath that line. I really don’t know what that is about. Do white dudes have that too??? I’ve only seen it on Asian men. I think it’s completely normal and it didn’t freak me out. It just wasn’t something that I was expecting.

I’ve seen more uncircumcised penises here than in America. I don’t know what the statistics are on that but I’m sure there may be numbers on it somewhere. That would be interesting to know. I never came into contact with an uncirc’ed peen until I came to Korea. The first time it happened, I thought that I just stumbled onto one of the only dudes on the peninsula who didn’t get cut. But then I saw more and more guys who were uncut. I say, good for them! I wouldn’t get snipped either.

I’ve seen some not-so-cute schlongs here (weirdly shaped or curved <but I love a curved cock!!>). I have also seen some suuuuuuuuper cute ones. Precious. And as I said earlier, I have seen some penises that are true works of art.

Now for the “hot issue”: SIZE.

You will find alllllllllllllllll sizes. I have experienced the smallest and thinnest dick of my life with a Kboy (Best 오빠 Ever). That was unfortunate but it wasn’t a deal breaker. The biggest peen to have entered my hoo-ha has belonged to a Korean man. Actually, he was more like a boy because he had just graduated from high school a few months before. Totally worth it. He deserves his own post though.

Length wise, you will see every size with Korean men. Just like…any other dude from any other country in the world.

But. There is one thing that I have noticed about almost every single Korean penis that I’ve seen. I’ve found it difficult to find a fat juicy cock. Don’t get it twisted though. ***Most*** of the men I have been with here in the ROK have completely ”normal” girth sizes. However, I do think that the average width for Korean men is just a bit smaller than what I had been used to. Maybe I’ve just been lucky and only banged American dudes with girthy weiners. Idk. In conclusion: I’m going to say that ***generally***, the ***general*** Kboy has a ***generally*** thinner penis than what I have seen in America. BUT. With the exception of one or two, all were completely “normal” and left me feeling satisfied.

Forget about size. Let’s talk, technique.

I definitely experienced some wack ass sex with Korean men. It was just retarded how they knew nothing about yielding their peens properly. Some of this is definitely because of age or lack of experience. However, there were some dudes that were older and had stuck it in quite a bit. I blame it on them being selfish assholes because they all seemed to be bad guys that only cared about sticking it in and just getting themselves off. But this had absolutely nothing to do with their actual dick. So, yeah, bad sex happens with Korean men (just like in any other country!).

I’ve also been surprised by the amount of dudes that either 1) have a hard time keeping an erection. 2) have trouble getting it up. or 3) cum really fast. Unfortunately, a lot of the guys that I have been with suffer from one of these 3. I would definitely chalk some of that up to circumstances though (alcohol or they’re tired from work or it’s super late at night). I also think that many of them just don’t masturbate very much and that’s why they splooge too soon. But when we bang at night and things aren’t going the way we want, we just try again in the morning which is almost always successful.

I will say that a majority of Korean boys know what to do with their equipment. There is always room for improvement but I think most will leave a girl feeling ok with what went down.

But there have been some that just… They blew me away.You guys…YOU GUYS. Oh my god. Some of the ***best sex I’ve ever had has been with Korean men.*** Their shit was on point and they knew how to work it. I’ve had a lot of sex and it takes a lot to truly impress me but these guys knew exactly what they were doing. They had great dicks and they knew what to do. So hot.

Final words: Don’t play into the stereotypes of Asians sex/penis hype. Everyone is like a snowflake and is special and unique and different and….barf. You get the picture.

Any questions?
Korean-sexuality  Korean-men  Korean-penises  penises 
december 2018 by thegrandnarrative
We Talked to the Scientist Who Just Discovered the Perfect Penis - Broadly
oday in "relax, men" news comes a joint study from UCLA and the University of New Mexico on penis size. After allowing groups of women to select their ideal penis in various relationship contexts, it has been revealed that length and girth of most women's dream peen falls very near the statistical average.

The 75 women involved in the survey were given 33 blue, 3D-printed phalluses of varying lengths and girths and told to pick the ones that appealed most to them for a longterm relationship and for a one night stand. The women—who were told that the theoretical man attached to these potential penises was "kind, intelligent, funny, and has a great job"—generally selected a penis around 6.3" long and 4.8" around for dating, and 6.4" long, 5" around for a one-nighter.

We spoke to Dr. Nicole Prause, the head of the research team behind the study, about how to get your sex study past the academy, the future of 3D printed dildos, and what Husband Dick looks like.

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BROADLY: Can you tell us a bit about yourself and your work? How long have you been in this particular field?
Nicole Prause: I graduated with a PhD in Clinical Science from Indiana University. My concentrations were in neuroscience and statistics, which I have always used to study human sexual motivation in the lab. In 2007 I started the Sexual Psychophysiology and Affective Neuroscience lab as a faculty member and in 2015 started an arm for commercialization, to address some of the challenges of studying this topic in academia.

What kind of challenges?
We have had an ethics board refuse to allow us to conduct a study on orgasm. (There are two stories being written about this incident for Rolling Stone and the LA Times.) Grant reviewers regularly question whether anyone will volunteer for our studies, even though we have demonstrated that we never have problems recruiting participants (people love our studies, you can imagine). We have been prohibited from recruiting people seeking treatment for "porn addiction" because the ethics committee believed that showing them porn would cause them to relapse, while ethics boards in the UK do not prohibit this. The list goes on and on.

So how did this study come about?
It started when I met Geoffrey Miller as a research scientist at Mind Research Network, a neuroimaging facility in Albuquerque. I wanted to test predictors of pain that women experience during sex, which I thought should include an assessment of whether their partner's penis size was a factor. Geoffrey was interested in questions about penis size preferences in mate choice. A collaboration was born.

"Please don't call any penis the perfect penis."

The study revealed that women really only want a slightly larger than average penis size. Why do you think men are so hung up—pardon the pun—on length? What might be a better focus for men looking to attract a sexual partner?
With the exception of one investigator's data, which no one has been able to replicate, science has consistently shown girth is a stronger predictor of female preferences and satisfaction. It may be that surgeries for increasing length tend to have better outcomes, so men focus on length as something they can more likely affect. Limited just to physical attractiveness, many indicators of health that are at least somewhat under our control affect women's attraction. This includes things like weight, muscularity, skin pallor, and acne.

What do you think is the logic behind women wanting different sizes of penises for different kinds of relationships?
The vulva always tears with intercourse, intercourse pushes bacteria into the vagina, and intercourse with a condom pushes more bacteria into the vagina. A larger penis likely carries the risk of more pain and injury. However, women might tolerate this risk to receive the sexual pleasure benefits that are more likely the goal of a one-time partner. A larger penis probably brings the clitoral glans closer to the movement that happens with intercourse, while also moving the clitoris legs (crura) more than a smaller penis.

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Would it be fair to call the most preferred penis size the Perfect Penis? Scientifically speaking, have we found Husband Dick?
Please don't call any penis the perfect penis. The point of the study is that the situation matters, and our next paper has data to suggest that the woman matters too. But yes, calling the one the Husband Penis seems appropriate and funny. Should the other one be the Lothario penis?

Where do Size Queens fit into this picture?
Oh, they are in our sample! If we consider "size queen" any woman who wants a large penis, then it could be either a feature of the woman's body (clitoris farther from the vaginal opening, etc.), a feature of the woman's experience (e.g., comfort requesting longer foreplay to make penetration pleasurable), or inexperience (e.g., has not had a long-term partner with a large penis). It is difficult to know how they came to have this preference.

A grim reading of your finding that women want a larger penis for a one-night stand seems to be that we don't really care about sexual pleasure in longterm relationships. Do you think that's true?
I would argue that sexual pleasure can come from emotional intimacy. Shocker, I know. We published a study showing that women's experienced sexual arousal aligns much better with their brain response than with their genital response. I hate that finding because it makes women sound like such...women... but it probably means that the intensity of sexual interactions comes more from central (brain) mechanisms than peripheral (genital) mechanisms for women.

What did you do with all the blue 3D printed penises after the study?
They are in a conference bag under my bed. No, they are not "in use", nor have they ever been. I'm taking them to a Nerd Nite talk with me. I plan to have these a very long time. I also hope they might be useful in intimidating undesirable mates.

From a social perspective, studies like this one may help men have a more realistic body image.

A great plan. Why did your research team put all the printable dick info online?
I hope other investigators will use the same models in future studies of penis size. They may even be useful to clinicians in conversations with their patients discussing desirable, versus likely, size change outcomes with surgery. Once you have the print files, it is very easy to borrow a 3D printer or pay a third party to print them cheaply. For science!

While it turns out men don't need to worry so much about length, do you think they should worry that women are going to start designing and printing their own perfectly proportioned penises?
I hear tell that there already are secret 3D print files for such purposes that my prudery prohibits me from sharing. There was much speculation when the [Hitachi] magic wand was becoming popular that vibrators would make men obsolete—hopefully perfectly-proportioned sex toys will not be perceived with the same threat level, which I'm pretty sure was "red" for vibrators.

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What do studies like this one achieve?
From a research perspective, this study changes the bar for what will be acceptable to publish in the future. Hopefully, this means the science around penis size preferences will continue to improve from the questionnaire-only approach that dominated. From a social perspective, studies like this one may help men have a more realistic body image. The anticipated reaction of the sexual partner is a main concern that men have about their penis size, which is different from muscularity, head hair density, and other physical features more visible to everyone. Men who have sex with women should feel more comfortable with their current penis size knowing that there is tremendous variability in what women prefer even in different situations.

What are you working on now that this study is published?
I am using transcranial magnetic brain stimulation to alter sex drive permanently. Changing the world, 'n stuff.
penises  vaginas  human-reproduction  sperm  sex-toys  dildos  sexual-relationships 
september 2018 by thegrandnarrative
A totally worthless map of European penis sizes
Even the peer-reviewed science of penis size is burdened by a lack of consistent data
penises  penis  penissize 
july 2012 by thegrandnarrative

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